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too weird to live, too rare to die

౿ ݂ ˖ 𓍢 22, mdni !! ꒰ 🦇 ✦‎۟ ࣭
Pinned
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and for my next trick i will be crying and screaming simultaneously
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
idk where my keycard is i cant get into the office. no clue when my boss will get here. coworker doesn’t come in for another 2 and a half hours. what the fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
good morning. fuck my chungus life bro. i must persevere but woke up feeling like i need to commit a felony
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
real men cry to love like you by rebecca sugar
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i love when my cats randomly remember they have free will and can just
chill on top of doors
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
truly nothing like applying to grad school that makes you doubt your entire life and career trajectory im scared
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
had a recall on my car so i took it in for my scheduled service and they didn’t think to tell me it would take 4-5 days until i got there🫩and they had no complimentary vehicles🫩you gotta be shitting me
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i think boneless wings are superior to bone in
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
princess bubblegum apologist until i die i love my lesbian shit-talking 800 year old helicopter mother <33
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
imagining what kirby would be like if he swallowed homura
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“cracked” is the most disgusting slang for sex to ever exist i hate it
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
nothing going on in this brain. don’t ask me whats up i don’t know brother. im just floating
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
hey guys sorry i’ve been inactive i forgot how to exist
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ppl with nut allergies be like. no nut november? try no nut all year
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
at least once a week i am reminded of why i made a new account to keep this circle small lmao
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
one dirty shirley in at the bar i should tell the dj to play ponyboy by sophie
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
no i love being absolutely starving just to feel like im force feeding myself 2 bites in that is definitely how that should work
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
at a convention and we’re surrounded by animals hehe so happy i finally got to hold a pine snake
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
zanka lore episode had me geeked i love him in a maternal way i just want to see him flourish !!
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
why did i abandon indica for so long </3
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
purgatory is growing your bangs out
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
woke up knowing sherill and mamdani won and got to go into work late, life is beautiful <3
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
a wild mimikyu has appeared! at her job </3
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
yippee happy halloween chat stay safe out there today 𓆩^._.^𓆪
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
cola slushee acquired ❤️ #ilovehighfructosecornsyrup
daydreaming about cola slushee
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM