Doing research for a new how to go super saiyan article?

I showed up at my mom’s house to get the turkey in the oven and she was weird about me staying while it cooked so I was like, I have to turn the oven down in 25 minutes, and she was like, and you don’t trust me! And I called her turkey cursed. (She has fucked up every turkey she’s ever touched.)

We broke three pairs of kitchen shears spatchcocking a 24 pound bird once. It was a nightmare but it’s funny now.

I use a male voice for mine so that my kids don’t associate women with assistants.

One time an elderly woman was telling me about her husband taking up cooking after he retired and the time he thought bulbs were cloves and she came home to find him 2.5 bulbs into making lasagna. She was laughing so hard I was the only one who heard him quietly say, Still wasn’t enough garlic…

Who the fuck dares Isaac Chotiner to go after them?

At family Sunday dinners my youngest used to pause mid blessing to ask who had cooked so he knew who to ask god to bless

I found out like two days ago that Tony Gilroy wrote it and was initially surprised but then realized it made total sense.

Mamdani is hot. Trump likes hot people. It’s not complicated.

Genuinely nauseated

I haven’t made this one, but the olive oil cake was crazy good, so I’m bookmarking it for our holiday party

She called Ridley Scott a replicant in her Bladerunner review. He’s still mad.

Don't believe in ghosts but also smudged a cabin to stop hearing inexplicable things in the night.

Like, I went to high school with a girl named Valerie who one day confessed that her mother had spelled it Valorie on her birth certificate and she just used the standard spelling until it stuck. Same with my college roommate Chanta’l. She just dropped the apostrophe.