Your mom is so old she still uses MD5 to store passwords in online databases.

I’ve been concerned about the weight of my tails, so I just bought some Kurtosis test strips to help me better monitor how heavy they’re getting.

All I’ve learned from stats is that my wife doesn’t accept me… rather she’s failed to reject me.

I’m really looking forward to Sunday night when I realize I’ve neglected my Masters program to play Star Wars Jedi: Survivor all week.

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