Watching you grind on that toy got THIS bottom bricked up! 🥵

Not to mention the fact that it’s mother was a 13 year old brown girl who “heard voices” and claimed to be a virgin…

But the true test of a cake is the taste… 👅🤤

And I made enough to have leftovers.

Or seconds.

But I still don’t see myself putting a cornichon up my ass when I could have a courgette instead 😂

10,000 Hollar bar.

No lie, I lived in the 4800 block of Tchopitoulas St in NOLA in the ‘70s when my neighbors toddler found a pistol and shot his grandmother. I often wonder if the kid ever found out that he’s the reason she died that day. And why in the fuck was it where he could find it!

Are they gonna come after Dolly for crossing over 40 years ago?

Somehow I doubt it!

I haven’t lived in New Orleans for over 30 years and I still have “Let ‘er have it!” living in my head. IYKYK!

I understand, because there are a lot of “gravy girls” in this part of Appalachia who wouldn’t DREAM of douching… but still won’t say “no” when a top says “bend over”. I was raised to not cook in a dirty kitchen though! 😉😂

And Popeye’s is another LA original… y’all better not sleep on those Cajuns cooking chicken! 😂

How bright a wine shade is it dry?

My butt works too 😉😁

Something very important to remember is that SW is more like renting an apartment than buying a home: you have the benefit of having it FOR A PRESCRIBED PERIOD OF TIME, without the benefit of ownership. Some of these people need to examine what they have actually put in to expect a dividend! 

Come swim in my pool when you get there! 😉

I love PS! Already planning my retirement there!

You’re even sexier than when I first saw you on Xhitter! 😍

It was either that or this one