FunnyJoke ComedyMan
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· Nov 23
can of soda to cold.... microwave
I have to be brave and walk 700 meters to the grocery store...that's so scary
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I have to be brave and walk 700 meters to the grocery store...that's so scary
I think what happens to Americans when they leave the country for awhile is the unnoticed stress we carry by living there goes away and that's why everyone like loses weight and their skin looks better etc there's simply no way it's just the food and more walking
January 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I think what happens to Americans when they leave the country for awhile is the unnoticed stress we carry by living there goes away and that's why everyone like loses weight and their skin looks better etc there's simply no way it's just the food and more walking
my friend keeps showing me ice posted up at the target we work at and photos of them trying to get into another store everyone is so fucking mad
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
my friend keeps showing me ice posted up at the target we work at and photos of them trying to get into another store everyone is so fucking mad
went to a cafe for a sandwich and said "this bread and butter sandwich...what's the deal with that?" and the woman said well it's a sandwich with bread and butter and i was like what the hell I'll try a sandwich with butter on it fuck it and it was good
but that's just something Australians eat here
but that's just something Australians eat here
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
went to a cafe for a sandwich and said "this bread and butter sandwich...what's the deal with that?" and the woman said well it's a sandwich with bread and butter and i was like what the hell I'll try a sandwich with butter on it fuck it and it was good
but that's just something Australians eat here
but that's just something Australians eat here
Hoka Bondi 9's explain quickly to me why you cause blisters on the side of the big toe fuck you
January 8, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Hoka Bondi 9's explain quickly to me why you cause blisters on the side of the big toe fuck you
it's kind of unreal that even in a time zone across the globe I will still not sleep past 6:30am regardless of any jetlag
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
it's kind of unreal that even in a time zone across the globe I will still not sleep past 6:30am regardless of any jetlag
great waking up to a Nazi murdering a woman where i live is cool i am so sorry she was treated as less than human by something that was scared and was actually less than human
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
great waking up to a Nazi murdering a woman where i live is cool i am so sorry she was treated as less than human by something that was scared and was actually less than human
just woke up and immediately thought about some lamb chops i ate last night
they were so good I ate the fat off the bone which is something i would usually rather kick and scream thinking about
they were so good I ate the fat off the bone which is something i would usually rather kick and scream thinking about
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
just woke up and immediately thought about some lamb chops i ate last night
they were so good I ate the fat off the bone which is something i would usually rather kick and scream thinking about
they were so good I ate the fat off the bone which is something i would usually rather kick and scream thinking about
would absolutely love to brush my teeth and put makeup up and maybe have a private bm but the Sydney airport is designed in a hostile way
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
would absolutely love to brush my teeth and put makeup up and maybe have a private bm but the Sydney airport is designed in a hostile way
MIGRAINE LAST HOUR OF THIS 15 HOUR FLIGHT HAHA YAY 😁
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
MIGRAINE LAST HOUR OF THIS 15 HOUR FLIGHT HAHA YAY 😁
I can tell I'm very tired because I keep hearing people talk on this plane and thinking man what's wrong with them and they're just Australian
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I can tell I'm very tired because I keep hearing people talk on this plane and thinking man what's wrong with them and they're just Australian
only bars are open at LAX....I need a meal goddamit
January 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
only bars are open at LAX....I need a meal goddamit
made a friend on the airplane 😌
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
made a friend on the airplane 😌
I got randomly selected going through security which apparently means I had to take my slides off and walk thru the X-ray again lmao
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I got randomly selected going through security which apparently means I had to take my slides off and walk thru the X-ray again lmao
since im autistic i might do that accent matching thing while in Australia but it's so close to a British accent that I might somehow become more Texan than I thought possible i think it could go either way
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
since im autistic i might do that accent matching thing while in Australia but it's so close to a British accent that I might somehow become more Texan than I thought possible i think it could go either way
one of my senators can't even say "I am not happy that Venezuelan citizens were murdered today" and the other one apparently didn't say anything at all
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
one of my senators can't even say "I am not happy that Venezuelan citizens were murdered today" and the other one apparently didn't say anything at all
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Coming up on nine years
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Coming up on nine years
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jesus christ what is going on
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
jesus christ what is going on
I'm so stressed out about what food to bring for my plane ride bc even safe foods sometimes just make me fucking blow up with gas for no reason why would pecans and macadamia nuts do that out of nowhere Jesus Christ
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I'm so stressed out about what food to bring for my plane ride bc even safe foods sometimes just make me fucking blow up with gas for no reason why would pecans and macadamia nuts do that out of nowhere Jesus Christ
The longest it took me to read a book was 16 days lol
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The longest it took me to read a book was 16 days lol
had to tell my mother that i was not going to give her ways to contact the friends im staying with on another continent bc realistically if something happens there's nothing she could do and also Im 32 and live w someone who can navigate any emergencies lmao you really NEVER stop being the youngest
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
had to tell my mother that i was not going to give her ways to contact the friends im staying with on another continent bc realistically if something happens there's nothing she could do and also Im 32 and live w someone who can navigate any emergencies lmao you really NEVER stop being the youngest
I slept in until almost 9am and I feel like I got hit by a truck this is maybe the worst I've ever felt I can't believe other people sleep this much every night jesus christ
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I slept in until almost 9am and I feel like I got hit by a truck this is maybe the worst I've ever felt I can't believe other people sleep this much every night jesus christ
just found out about visceral fat vs subcutaneous fat I've always needed to know why men get a firm round pregnant belly
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
just found out about visceral fat vs subcutaneous fat I've always needed to know why men get a firm round pregnant belly
@catacalypto.bsky.social have you read any of the Chronicles of Brother Cadfael books by Ellis Peters? I've been super enjoying them and just now thought you might also lol
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@catacalypto.bsky.social have you read any of the Chronicles of Brother Cadfael books by Ellis Peters? I've been super enjoying them and just now thought you might also lol