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Miles Hedgehog
@mileshedgehog.bsky.social
Disenchanted music geek, disabled artist, fiftysomething queer, Sonic the Hedgehog fan in Cascadia who looooooves her boundaries as much as she loves her plushies 💖
My sweet king is dying, and my wonderful queen was keeping watch over him. Now she is here comforting the parents. Tomorrow is going to be hard, and launderette trip will be put off for a day.

Little daydream trips help all this stuff 💖💔😿🤷🏻‍♀️
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My sweet snuggly king 💖💖💖 The appetite meds are working and he's been feeling better. I don't care if I have to give them to him for the rest of his life - as long as he's happy and it's good for him, I'll do it. #oldcatmom #oliverbungapharmacist #kingoliver
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I was totally obsessed with Search Party in 2017/2018.

Was hankering for Drew's rude kitchen song yesterday, so I pulled up the first episode on YouTube.

OMFG, THAT'S NATASHA ROTHWELL IN THE VERY BEGINNING!!!!!! 💖💖💖

Ha, and I had just been watching Sonic 3 😹

(Search Party is coming to Netflix!)
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
#tellmeyoureGenXwithouttellingmeyoureGenX #TWDonHenley

Lol, I hate that this song is giving me the feels. Maybe because it's not a happy feeling song. I dunno. This post brought to you by HITZ 😹
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Get outta here with notsees trying to gatekeep what is notseeish and what is not, using the Jewish community as leverage.

This Jewish person thinks you're all freaking notsees and what ICE is doing (and how it has been enriched in the last year) would make die OG fuhrer weep in awe.

Feck off 💥
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Horrible Kennedy has been in the public eye for most of my adult life and I wish she wasn't 🤮

Laughing about being called notsee and then chiming in with the fragile male collective being labeled that way 🙄

She deserves EVERYTHING she has made fun of or not taken seriously, TWICE, and prolonged 💥
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I guess I'll be watching the Super Bowl, then! Bless my neighbors, I think in Skyway. I don't even have to watch a game to know when we've won 🎆🎇🧨💙💚😹

Neither cat gives a feck about fireworks. I think the king didn't even care when our former neighbors had their own July 4th display 💖
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Mood
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 AM
As ASSumed, the lady here at the laundromat is on the same page, morally. Yay. Thank feck I live in this part of town.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The real Miles Hedgehog with his beloved squirrels 💛💙💛
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
We're having house stuff done so I had to store the bulk of the cuddly hedgehoggery. I fished out Lil' Angry (Shadow in Sonic & Friends style) because I missed him 💖💖💖💖💖💖
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Talked to meine tante tonight and we figured it out: what POOPTUS doesn't surprise us so much butt the fact that people still support him along the way and probably will keep on doing that, yeah, that's the worst part.
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Lol, it's not. I was just very stoned and no glasses on and looking out on Elliott Bay. He does look and talk like Ichiro but nose is totally different. And I am quite stoned.

Merry Xmas all 💖
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
SSD also stands for Stella Skarsgård's Daddy 😹
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Y'all know who they modeled Hans Gruber's look off, right? Gives me an extra set of giggles this time of year 😹💖🌟
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There are so many songs you could do these dances to. My fave has always been "Alright" by Supergrass but I recently realized others, especially "So Alive" by Love & Rockets (I have a complicated relationship with that song so making fun of it is cathartic).

www.upworthy.com/charlie-brow...
Young people recreate the iconic 'Peanuts' dance, bringing wholesome joy to all ages
"This deserves a Nobel Peace Prize."
www.upworthy.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
First thing I see when I get up and look at my phone 😹😹😹

Blesssssssss, it's quite magical 💖

Warner Herzog on social media is kind of everything forever 🌟
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
R.I.P. Joseph Byrd

One of many acts I discovered thanks to @jetfury.bsky.social

I remember DJ Veins playing this at the last Seattle Psych Fest.

Music is everything

youtu.be/ewbCMIV_b_E?...
Cloud Song
YouTube video by The United States of America - Topic
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December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Lol it was a matter of time until some guy who has to go everywhere with his oversized and bored dog came into the laundromat. I mean, I've only started coming here but yeah I hope he respects my space?

Your dog can smell fear that's cute - I'll advise it's PTSD and really bad allergies if asked 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Who fucking killed Meathead?!?!?!???!!?!??!?!?! 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bumbershoot memory: when Tom Tom Club performed Genius of Love twice (once for an encore) and so I got to see Chris Frantz do the ipsimama and the James Brown twice 💖💖💖
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM