Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
Trailblazing jazz trombonist. Not really.
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Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Spending way too much of my life not making art.
What if Heaven is just one big supercut, on loop, of every single time you ever took off your pants?
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
What if Heaven is just one big supercut, on loop, of every single time you ever took off your pants?
This is awesome. Also, that’s one hell of a headline.
Scientists recover genome from woolly rhino eaten by Ice Age wolf reut.rs/4qopUgY
Scientists recover genome from woolly rhino eaten by Ice Age wolf
About 14,400 years ago, a weeks-old wolf puppy ate its last meal - meat from a woolly rhinoceros - shortly before dying on the harsh Ice Age landscape of northeastern Siberia.
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January 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
This is awesome. Also, that’s one hell of a headline.
I don’t believe there's a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage.
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I don’t believe there's a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage.
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Word to the wise from Uncle George. Whenever someone's tellin' you to punch down, THEY'RE the wockaflocka in dire need of a knuckle sammich and whatnot.
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Word to the wise from Uncle George. Whenever someone's tellin' you to punch down, THEY'RE the wockaflocka in dire need of a knuckle sammich and whatnot.
Gonna start spelling “next” as “necxt” from here on out. Just FYI.
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Gonna start spelling “next” as “necxt” from here on out. Just FYI.
Every time I watch All Creatures Great and Small, it makes me wanna live in a small town in the English countryside and wear corduroy and sweaters and tweed all day.
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Every time I watch All Creatures Great and Small, it makes me wanna live in a small town in the English countryside and wear corduroy and sweaters and tweed all day.
Stressful times demand chocolate solutions.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Stressful times demand chocolate solutions.
Ditto Hoosiers.
Top half of the Ole Miss uniform gets an A+. Bottom half gets an F-.
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ditto Hoosiers.
Top half of the Ole Miss uniform gets an A+. Bottom half gets an F-.
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Top half of the Ole Miss uniform gets an A+. Bottom half gets an F-.
Still discombobulated as to day of week.
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Still discombobulated as to day of week.
Startin’ to look like giving unlimited power to criminal sociopaths was a bad idea.
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Startin’ to look like giving unlimited power to criminal sociopaths was a bad idea.
In a world of Carl Showalters and Jerry Lundegaards, be a Margie or Norm Gunderson.
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
In a world of Carl Showalters and Jerry Lundegaards, be a Margie or Norm Gunderson.
It’s indescribably beautiful.
Please enjoy these photos of a real NHL hockey game in 2026. 🐋⚜️ #Nordiques #Whalers 😍😍😍
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It’s indescribably beautiful.
One of the best-designed matchups in the entire history of sports (not just hockey) right here. And I think I’m qualified to say that.
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
One of the best-designed matchups in the entire history of sports (not just hockey) right here. And I think I’m qualified to say that.
When it’s 51° and raining, Sea Change is a great record to put on.
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
When it’s 51° and raining, Sea Change is a great record to put on.
Tomorrow is Monday, except it’s Friday.
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Tomorrow is Monday, except it’s Friday.
The Gray Kitty is none too pleased with the denizens of Doraville and their propensity to enjoy fireworks.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The Gray Kitty is none too pleased with the denizens of Doraville and their propensity to enjoy fireworks.
Tonight, my wife accused me of wearing “Christmas panties.” Despite the fact that they are, clearly and obviously, boxer shorts.
December 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Tonight, my wife accused me of wearing “Christmas panties.” Despite the fact that they are, clearly and obviously, boxer shorts.
What did the overrated pop star do when her floor got dusty?
Taylor Swiffed.
Taylor Swiffed.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What did the overrated pop star do when her floor got dusty?
Taylor Swiffed.
Taylor Swiffed.
I’ve got my love to keep me warm. Also temps in the upper 70s.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’ve got my love to keep me warm. Also temps in the upper 70s.
Having a baby is a crowning achievement.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Having a baby is a crowning achievement.
I know it was no decent place to live, but Pottersville did have some dope-looking nightclubs.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I know it was no decent place to live, but Pottersville did have some dope-looking nightclubs.
This business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe... l'd go crazy.
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This business of nickels and dimes and spending all your life trying to figure out how to save three cents on a length of pipe... l'd go crazy.
Anybody else find these notifications vaguely reassuring?
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Anybody else find these notifications vaguely reassuring?