Miko Gooner
@mikogooner.bsky.social
Arsenal addict. Ex-journo. Hispanista. Pole.
The FT score vs xG here is hilarious
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The FT score vs xG here is hilarious
Beating 115 in QF, Liverpool in semi and Bayern in Budapest. Fine with that.
Arsenal can't face Bayern until the final. Can't face Liverpool or Spurs untul the semi-final (in the event get there).
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Beating 115 in QF, Liverpool in semi and Bayern in Budapest. Fine with that.
Not sure if I'm more mad at Vik for having 5 shots with a total over 2xG and a single goal or Noni having 5 shots with 0.17 xG combined.
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Not sure if I'm more mad at Vik for having 5 shots with a total over 2xG and a single goal or Noni having 5 shots with 0.17 xG combined.
Judging by Sofascore notifications, Benfica-Real highlights should be fun.
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Judging by Sofascore notifications, Benfica-Real highlights should be fun.
Shame we're playing Kairat at home and Mikel can't make our players walk to Almaty to reflect on their performance
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Shame we're playing Kairat at home and Mikel can't make our players walk to Almaty to reflect on their performance
We didn't deserve to win, but we didn't deserve to lose. Two worldies and absolutely bent refs. Two penalties not called, no red card for Martinez, not a single yellow for delaying. I'm mad.
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We didn't deserve to win, but we didn't deserve to lose. Two worldies and absolutely bent refs. Two penalties not called, no red card for Martinez, not a single yellow for delaying. I'm mad.
Not a single yellow for delaying still
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Not a single yellow for delaying still
I'm still fuming about this, this is fucking MMA stuff. How was this allowed to happen?
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I'm still fuming about this, this is fucking MMA stuff. How was this allowed to happen?
That's a penalty and red card ffs
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
That's a penalty and red card ffs
Obviously a worldie against us.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Obviously a worldie against us.
Zubi has that occasional brainfart in him, remember Richarlison's goal?
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Zubi has that occasional brainfart in him, remember Richarlison's goal?
What the fuck were VvD and Allison protesting? Perfectly good goal.
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
What the fuck were VvD and Allison protesting? Perfectly good goal.
Watching Petrović I'm reminded that in Poland we call goalkeepers like him "towels" (as in - him between the posts is as useful as having a towel hanged in the goal).
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Watching Petrović I'm reminded that in Poland we call goalkeepers like him "towels" (as in - him between the posts is as useful as having a towel hanged in the goal).
But Eze is worrying
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
But Eze is worrying
We simply need Kai back on the pitch and in form, he's our best striker.
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
We simply need Kai back on the pitch and in form, he's our best striker.
There should be 10 mins added here
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
There should be 10 mins added here
xG 0.28 vs 1.73. We really should be winning this.
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
xG 0.28 vs 1.73. We really should be winning this.
Oh, fuck off Oliver
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Oh, fuck off Oliver
This is a pen. If he was pushed by an opponent, fair enough, but it's two Forest players, for fuck's sake.
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This is a pen. If he was pushed by an opponent, fair enough, but it's two Forest players, for fuck's sake.
It's really strange how Saka is much better than Vik in using his body to shield the ball despite being half his size.
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's really strange how Saka is much better than Vik in using his body to shield the ball despite being half his size.
After first 20 mins of nothing we're finally clicking
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
After first 20 mins of nothing we're finally clicking