I can’t wait

This one, a pitch that became Saxon Saxability, and a third idea that didn’t go anywhere

An actor should embody their character truthfully. A bold character may take up more physical space, while a meek one will make little xylophone tinkles when they tiptoe

“Oh god! [stab] what are you doing [stabs harder]”

Yeah, yeah! Now you’re talkin’ with springs in your throat!

Look, I developed a sense of humor to hide my complete lack of athletic ability