Mike Upchurch
@mikeup.bsky.social
Leftist loudmouth Tar Heel in Chicago. Headbanger, cocktail enthusiast, golf addict, Jeopardy! and The Chase champ, multivalent nerd.
Hey, did you know you can get Ozempic mailed to your home? This thrilling opportunity is important enough to email me about 12 times a day, every goddamn day.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey, did you know you can get Ozempic mailed to your home? This thrilling opportunity is important enough to email me about 12 times a day, every goddamn day.
I did not see that rhyme with "moonshine" coming.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I did not see that rhyme with "moonshine" coming.
If she even made eye contact with them, they'd forget how to speak.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If she even made eye contact with them, they'd forget how to speak.
It's a slippery slope to soup.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's a slippery slope to soup.
He is such an idiot and often deliberately so.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
He is such an idiot and often deliberately so.
Oh god. Please tell me people aren't sending "boing baskets" for Valentine's Day.
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh god. Please tell me people aren't sending "boing baskets" for Valentine's Day.
Swole arms wield swords.
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Swole arms wield swords.
They're getting desperate for that incitement and violent response that'll give them cover. Proud of Chicago for not giving in.
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They're getting desperate for that incitement and violent response that'll give them cover. Proud of Chicago for not giving in.
"Hang on, I'll get my worm kit."
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Hang on, I'll get my worm kit."
aka one RFK Jr brain.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
aka one RFK Jr brain.