I ripped through this so fast and it’s awesome and makes a strong argument

I am a mere 8 minutes away from the best neighborhood bookstore ever, which also contains a coffee shop, a beer store, and a burger place.

I’ll vote for anyone whose sole campaign promise is to change the national anthem. Especially if it’s Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack”

Another factor to consider is that Nneka, as great as she's been, is gonna fall off a cliff at some point soon and her next contract could be a real albatross. Also, Project B sucks.

Ezi is a great player to have for the long-term IF you also understand that she's never gonna develop into an offensive threat, and the team can avoid paying her as if she's ever gonna be one.

I’m thankful for this bit

Also, it’s time for the league to require the Red Bulls to rebrand. The league is long past the days of being so desperate for stability and cash that it accepts a team named after its sponsor/owner. Or at the very least just call it RB New York, instead of Red Bulls

I’m confused. So is it April or he’s out another six months?

Which is also perfectly reasonable

Stop being perfectly reasonable!

hahahahhaa .... gaaaaaaaaaaaah

Bonus: Low pay!