MikeStan
@mikestan.bsky.social
I used to make sure your images were in focus. Now I just tinker and teach your college student how to keep things in focus.
Man, get fucked, Skechers. Don't use AI slop for your advertising.
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Man, get fucked, Skechers. Don't use AI slop for your advertising.
Just an incredible lack of chin and neck on these dweebs.
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just an incredible lack of chin and neck on these dweebs.
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
From the river to the sea...
June 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
From the river to the sea...
January 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I was trying to get a nice shot of the boy with his gift but he got too excited. Not really a fail, but... Not the picture I asked for.
December 25, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I was trying to get a nice shot of the boy with his gift but he got too excited. Not really a fail, but... Not the picture I asked for.
For a household of mid-50's suburbanites, the vibes this Xmas are immaculate as hell.
December 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM
For a household of mid-50's suburbanites, the vibes this Xmas are immaculate as hell.
It's my 4 year old son's favorite ornament.
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
It's my 4 year old son's favorite ornament.
I see 'Crime Stoppers' and all I think is
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I see 'Crime Stoppers' and all I think is
What am I Thankful™ for? I don't know but being able to make this in literally about 45 seconds has got to be pretty high if I'm being honest.
November 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
What am I Thankful™ for? I don't know but being able to make this in literally about 45 seconds has got to be pretty high if I'm being honest.
I posit that 1997 was the most aggressively 90's year of that decade. I have no data to prove this (other than the one sheet for the movie The Pest) nor am I terribly interested in debating it. Not that I discourage discourse (but I do) but I simply don't care anymore now this post has taken so lon-
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I posit that 1997 was the most aggressively 90's year of that decade. I have no data to prove this (other than the one sheet for the movie The Pest) nor am I terribly interested in debating it. Not that I discourage discourse (but I do) but I simply don't care anymore now this post has taken so lon-
But seriously, post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
But seriously, post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.
November 16, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline.
Goddamnit there are way too many of these.
October 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Goddamnit there are way too many of these.
Huh. Usually, the only thing I'm in the 10th percentile in is height to weight ratio.
September 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Huh. Usually, the only thing I'm in the 10th percentile in is height to weight ratio.
Trying my hand at playlisting.
May 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Trying my hand at playlisting.
My 4 year old knows how to load my CD changer and pulled this out the other day.
April 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
My 4 year old knows how to load my CD changer and pulled this out the other day.