These are wise choices

Isnt that Chunk from The Goonies?

This is a solid list

My kid is a debate kid, Alex. Wrestle me

Imagine if someone responded “ well, Mr. President, a lot of people don’t like you either.”

No. Different candy

Goddamn i love this movie.

I live in fear that in 2028, Kamala Harris takes the stage at the Democratic convention, and introduces MTG as “the kind of moderate republican we need to court to win.”

play Freebird, you coward! Give the kids what they want.

We are currently going through all of this franchise for the show & though I haven’t watched a Requiem yet, right nowI have to say The Predator

You can literally feel where the studio chopped it all to hell. The visual effects are very wonky & it certainly has hot takes on autism & mental health

I hope this kid doesn’t get a moments peace for the rest of his life.

I met my wife in a bar snd she didn’t tell me her real name for 8 years.

Every sentence in this headline is better than the preceding one

Bummer

There is no way she believes this, outside of suffering from a mon-disclosed TBI

Hat about a pebble in your shoe? I find that super irritating