We quite literally can not have nice things in the US, because Republicans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Why would Nordic people immigrate to the US?!

Their countries have actual freedom, because they don't have Republican dumbfucks and can embrace socialism with their capitalism, so that normal people get benefits, not just companies and rich assholes privatizing gains while socializing risk.

I like that cops these days wear phony military fat-igues all the time.

Blubber roll fascists are so ‘tough’. Not giant pussies doing pussy inspections.

It’s also puts the lie to all the credulous people over the years that have considered Brennen a good journalist.

Most of the Sunday morning politics show hosts are clowns and have been for decades.

What about the fact that he is an enormous pussy?

Who knew The Dumb Dumb Chit Chat Hour would fail.

I didn’t realize Nuzzi was a billionaire. I thought Kara only looked the other way for them.

[Then, later cosplays as brave truth teller with Burnbook.]

Because Chuck Schumer listens to the Baileys, and kisses Wall Street’s ass.

VR was always the new 3DTV stupid hype bubble. Just like AI is now the newer 3DTV stupid hype bubble.

And, mark my words, VR glasses will be the next 3DTV stupid hype bubble.

More like the graveyard corpses emerging from the pool at the end of one of the Poltergeist movies.

As for Newsom, his parents were rich, but I think most people don’t know he’s like a pseudo son to the Getty’s, and his every venture has been backed by them. He has been friends with their son since grade school. Gavin spins his bio as being an Horatio Alger entrepreneur. It’s bullshit.

I fear I haven’t made clear that I am speaking about Goldman. I don’t think everyone knows he’s heir to the Levi Strauss fortune. His great great grandfather started Smart & Final too, so I’m sure theirs some of that cash jangling in his pockets as well.