Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast
@mikesager.net
Head of Security @ New Harbor
Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.
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Half awake, in a fake empire.
I have friends everywhere.
Security, rock and roll, dad jokes. Fan of The National and The Nationals. Former CTO at EMILY’s List.
msager.25 on Signal
Half awake, in a fake empire.
I have friends everywhere.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have this saved in my meme folder for some reason.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have this saved in my meme folder for some reason.
OMG CHAT THEY’RE SO GOOD.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
OMG CHAT THEY’RE SO GOOD.
LOL this is a new one. And I suspect it's going to work.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
LOL this is a new one. And I suspect it's going to work.
May I recommend a standard poodle and a thicky bricky buddy?
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
May I recommend a standard poodle and a thicky bricky buddy?
I mean any pop tart can be an emotional support pop tart when you think about it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I mean any pop tart can be an emotional support pop tart when you think about it.
Bean Accountability.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Bean Accountability.
My spouse brought home a Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell and I want to stress this color does not exist in nature.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My spouse brought home a Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell and I want to stress this color does not exist in nature.
Me, at any club or at a nightlife location after about 10:00.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Me, at any club or at a nightlife location after about 10:00.
I wore my lobster suit for Halloween last night and every time someone said “nice costume!” I replied “costume?”
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I wore my lobster suit for Halloween last night and every time someone said “nice costume!” I replied “costume?”
Halloween is the best on Meet.
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Halloween is the best on Meet.
Nice work Del Ray.
October 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nice work Del Ray.
I sincerely hope this answers any outstanding questions on the matter.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I sincerely hope this answers any outstanding questions on the matter.
I updated my bitmoji.
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I updated my bitmoji.
I don’t get it.
October 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don’t get it.
File photo of me, from yesterday.
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
File photo of me, from yesterday.