Yes, all good thanks. Hope life is being good to you. Opened the Guardian online this morning and who should be looking out of the page? It’s the portrait Steve Pyke took of you for Scribendi: Portraits of Irish Writers!

Congrats! Well deserved, too.

It’s called a square drive budget lock key. Amazon have them, as do most ironmongery suppliers.

Best one I ever saw was about an Indian restaurant owner who was crazy about Star Trek. “To Balti go where no naan has gone before.” 😂

So sorry to read this, Guy. As you say, I hope they find each other in the heavens.

Thank you, Iain. Lovely to see you again.