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Mike Murphy
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What did you do that for?
Gabba hammering for the lads, is it?
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December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
DCL really needs to have a word with his agent. Why he’s toiling away at the arse end of the Prem instead of jogging around the lower end of Serie A is a travesty.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Be interesting to see where Dyche sticks this in that book he could write about Everton.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lovely tribute to Robin Smith by England here as the majority look like this the first time they’ve played cricket to leave one lad stranded.

Really gets you in the feels.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
How have Chelsea made such a mess of an all black kit? Looks like the odds from lost and found:
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fair play to Barry for carrying on after easily dispossessing Dewsbury-Hall
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Livid with Wordle. Out for 95.
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Minded of the call I took from an old auntie recently, born in Liverpool just after the war, who asked me if I knew how to get the world to sing Imagine on Lennon’s birthday.

Reader, I did not.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Actually better that that hit the bar and came out twice as far.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is an all-timer from the spine of the team. Iroegbunam edging out Tarkowski here.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Managing to make Dan Burn look like Baresi. Stick that on the timeline.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just the five goes at clearing that before it went straight through the keeper.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Halcyon days for oddballs filming themselves watching football and putting it on the internet.
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Missed the news of Everton’s full embrace of the wool pound.

To be fair to them, lots of very good people at RL, despite the shenanigans at the top, and it’s an ideal sport for a YouTube age, so nice that Bramley Moore gets to be the platform for it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I see Prime are once again showing the match while someone hoovers in the back of the commentary box.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Get the chooons blarin’
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November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Could do with getting Grealish on here
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That’s never a red card even if he did that to an opponent
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Good news for Big Chermiti’s agent as he looks forward to another payday from whomever employs Thelwell next
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Your team is 4-1 down with ten mins to go and you’re still in the ground?

There’s no helping some people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Richard Wright walked* so that Cole could run**

*fell over a ‘keep away’ sign
** kick a door
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Lukewarm take. I quite like that Birmingham stadium. If Everton can build a ship-modelled stadium on the dock, no reason Birmingham shouldn’t lean into Peaky Blinders. Knocks flat pack stadiums out of town every day of the week.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What the hell was that, Scotland?!
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November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That Danish bench jacket is a joy. 🫶
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November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM