mikemacrae.bsky.social
@mikemacrae.bsky.social
Rather presumptuous of Yesterday Me to write simply "V" on a to-do list and assume Today Me would know what that meant
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
AI chatbots should be required by law to have robot computer voices like in "Wargames" so people don't forget what they're talking to
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My son was arguing with me about how fast people can run and mentioned "The Usain Bolt" as if that is a title, like "The Flash". I was like sorry I won this won lol
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sold a 90-year-old man on the Bulterian Jihad at a restaurant bar tonight
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Going home to see family is something bc one of the households has the world's best dog, another has unquestionably the world's worst dog (French bulldog), and my mom has to board her dog when we're there bc he hates people so much (he's never been unrestrained around me and my son)
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If there are no more Luby's style cafeteria restaurants when I'm 70 years old I'm gonna be so pissed
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Spotify gave my musical age as 3,449 because all I listen to is that reconstructed Bronze Age Hurrian hymn
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think we all know it would have been way cooler if Michael Dell and his wife gave one random child $6.25 billion
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Any woman posting shit like “pls be kind to me, im just a smol bean” has recently done something unspeakably terrible
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Probably not a good idea to have a Secretary of Defense who obviously jerks off with a belt around his neck to the thought of murdering people
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Reminder to new parents: if you give your only child a game for Christmas that means you will have to play it with them.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Have the NYT Sunday crossword puzzles gotten easier or have I become a super genius
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Addressing my actual family as “fam”
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The fact that my kid needs neither glasses nor braces is mind boggling. Like, his mom and my fucked up genes somehow canceled each other out. The chances of that happening seem very slim!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I mean, it just makes more sense given biological realities
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Josh Brolin as George Washington is such a bad choice
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
People posting about the American revolution doc are burying the lede: Bernard Bailyn is still alive? And in this?!
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michael Shannon is Serious David Letterman
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Believe you me this is going to be the most insane thing on television
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's kind of exciting to experience the collapse of the Roman Republic and the fall of the Roman empire simultaneously
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Jiffy Lube guy presenting the dip stick like an oil sommelier. Yes my good man, that will do just fine.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have no idea about the historical accuracy of “Death By Lightning” (grave doubts) but any time I get to see Michael Shannon portray a character with an inspiring moral center it’s like getting a deep tissue massage
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Snootily correcting people by saying that nepobabies is actually pronounced neh-POE-buh-bees
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Thinking about the most famous bed I've ever seen in person. Shakespeare gave it a shout out in Twelfth Night. Unfortunately they don't let you get in it, but still a helluva bed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_B...
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We are 1-2 weeks away from Nancy Mace stripping down naked on the House floor in a full on Michael Clayton style breakdown
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM