@mikekevan.bsky.social
Trying to petition my community to remove lawns and replace them with sustainable rock gardens. It's a grassroots movement.
April 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Trying to petition my community to remove lawns and replace them with sustainable rock gardens. It's a grassroots movement.
If they do ban tiktok, what am I meant to do while driving? Read twitter? That's dangerous.
February 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If they do ban tiktok, what am I meant to do while driving? Read twitter? That's dangerous.
Really makes you rethink history when you realise Hitler was just Autistic and socially awkward.
January 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Really makes you rethink history when you realise Hitler was just Autistic and socially awkward.
"oh yeah, me? My dandruff is professional grade. No, yeah, I wear a black T-shirt, and my shoulders look like the opening to Star Wars."
January 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"oh yeah, me? My dandruff is professional grade. No, yeah, I wear a black T-shirt, and my shoulders look like the opening to Star Wars."
This is an almost Lynchian weird auto-fill suggestion. Rest in peace.
January 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is an almost Lynchian weird auto-fill suggestion. Rest in peace.
That new robot maid movie but instead of Megan Fox it's Rosie from the Jetsons.
January 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That new robot maid movie but instead of Megan Fox it's Rosie from the Jetsons.
2074, me whispering to my adult grandchild: And the boy, the boy he says Damn, Daniel. But he was admiring his clothes, you see, and then we was the Ellen show on thd television. She was a mean boss, but that was before the meaness was known about. It was a different time!
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
2074, me whispering to my adult grandchild: And the boy, the boy he says Damn, Daniel. But he was admiring his clothes, you see, and then we was the Ellen show on thd television. She was a mean boss, but that was before the meaness was known about. It was a different time!
His manifesto was titled "My Haunted Mansion".
December 10, 2024 at 1:42 AM
His manifesto was titled "My Haunted Mansion".
Love seeing twitter "experts" explaining how unprofessional the hit was because they've replayed a similar level in Hitman 3 several times.
December 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Love seeing twitter "experts" explaining how unprofessional the hit was because they've replayed a similar level in Hitman 3 several times.
Spotify wrapped was just a message saying, "We doth our cap to you for only listening to CDs and vinyl, therefore archiving media. You're the real music fan" - which made we weep into my curly moustache.
December 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Spotify wrapped was just a message saying, "We doth our cap to you for only listening to CDs and vinyl, therefore archiving media. You're the real music fan" - which made we weep into my curly moustache.
I'm definitely using this dyson air blade wrong. It just blasted my piss allover my shoes. My feet are soaked with piss.
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I'm definitely using this dyson air blade wrong. It just blasted my piss allover my shoes. My feet are soaked with piss.
When asked about Hunters pardon, Joe Biden said "Can't stop, addicted to the shindig, Chop Top, he says I'm gonna win big, Choose not a life of imitation, Distant cousin to the reservation." We later discovered these were chili pepper lyrics.
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
When asked about Hunters pardon, Joe Biden said "Can't stop, addicted to the shindig, Chop Top, he says I'm gonna win big, Choose not a life of imitation, Distant cousin to the reservation." We later discovered these were chili pepper lyrics.
Managed to convince my son that instead of saying "Criss cross candy floss,"he says, "Criss Angel Mindfreak."
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Managed to convince my son that instead of saying "Criss cross candy floss,"he says, "Criss Angel Mindfreak."
I like the way most western celebration meals are like "Here's the best brown foods we have". With an optional green or red thrown in.
November 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I like the way most western celebration meals are like "Here's the best brown foods we have". With an optional green or red thrown in.
The weird thing about Bluesky is that I feel like I'm back in 2015. Everyone's doomtweeting about Trump. It's the same there's just less Hamilton tweets.
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
The weird thing about Bluesky is that I feel like I'm back in 2015. Everyone's doomtweeting about Trump. It's the same there's just less Hamilton tweets.
Everyone's a pick me girl when they're getting off the bus.
November 27, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Everyone's a pick me girl when they're getting off the bus.
Came over to Bluesky and got confused because no one was denying the holocaust on my For You page.
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Came over to Bluesky and got confused because no one was denying the holocaust on my For You page.
The worst part of drawing for most of your life is that quasimodo has better posture than you.
November 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The worst part of drawing for most of your life is that quasimodo has better posture than you.
It's Watchmen, but instead of an alien squid its just Mr. Beast giving birth to 6 live ferrets.
November 24, 2024 at 10:20 PM
It's Watchmen, but instead of an alien squid its just Mr. Beast giving birth to 6 live ferrets.
I dare a current day politician to kiss a baby. I dare them.
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I dare a current day politician to kiss a baby. I dare them.
I've finally landed on my gamer tag - SalaciousDScrum. It's perfect.
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I've finally landed on my gamer tag - SalaciousDScrum. It's perfect.
Naming a government efficiency department after a memecoin you've literally pumped and dumped - this guy is playing 2 Dimensional chess!
November 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Naming a government efficiency department after a memecoin you've literally pumped and dumped - this guy is playing 2 Dimensional chess!
I've just heard news that Trump is appointing Krumm from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters as the Chief of the Department of Holding onto Eyeballs.
November 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I've just heard news that Trump is appointing Krumm from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters as the Chief of the Department of Holding onto Eyeballs.
Merde! Pardon my French. I meant shit.
November 22, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Merde! Pardon my French. I meant shit.