Sorry, I left out some important context, which is that they're pretty good apples

I’m not Jordan Catalano!

Update: still not cool

Thank God, I've been meaning to do that for months (unless you did them by color, in which case you're now my sworn enemy)

Oh no, this is how the thieves learn I'm out of town

The note I left in my phone after finishing it was, “Is Arrival just The Notebook for smart people”

The one part of the plot that makes sense is how the aliens are very horny for Amy Adams. Her character seems like a lovely person!

Everyone started wearing comfortable, elastic-waist pants, and then America lost its collective mind. A coincidence? Sure, probably. But imagine if it wasn't!

Real visceral flashback to when I first moved to Philly and couldn’t understand why everyone was arguing about New York

Sorry, but as a writing teacher, I really need some of you to do a little freshman comp-style audience analysis

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