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Mike Gehrke
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Look, I'll level with you. This is a prank that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Sr Flack/Hack/Geek www.gpsimpact.com
I believe if somebody made "6 - 7" a thing I can make "rules matter" a thing. Who's with me?
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is a told ya so repost from both 2029 & 2006 time traveling Gehrke
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The results always seem just a little fishy too.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When we last heard from the fraudsters.

www.politico.com/news/2024/09...
Convicted fraudsters launch AI lobbying firm using fake names
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are operating under the pseudonyms Jay Klein and Bill Sanders.
www.politico.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Burkman & Wohl's client was pardoned over the Justice Dept objection.

I can only imagine how rare it is for this Justice Dept to oppose a pardon for a GOP donor.

wapo.st/4acieJe
The case of a felon who paid lobbyists nearly $1 million to seek a Trump pardon
Nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz was sentenced in April to three years for defrauding the government of $38 million. Seven months later, Trump pardoned him, but the White House denies a lobbying t...
wapo.st
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Seems like a question that could be answered with a simple yes or snow
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Venezuelan drugs are the new Iraqi WMDs.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tom DeLay had a pretty good run.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Chocolatiers? On Naboo?
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Are we sure Count Dooku wasn't from a family of chocolatiers? It would explain a lot. Can someone check?
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
... but if i did, they'd have a samauri
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thats gotta be on the list. The Stones attempts at country sounding ballads were uneven at best. I can't say that one satisfied.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That one always made me reach for the change station button on the radio. But the worst?
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM