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Let
• H = Haaland hunger level
• K = KDB passing accuracy
• D = Leeds defensive organisation (currently → 0)

Then the Goal Difference (GD) is:

GD = (H × K) / D

Given that H ≫ 1, K ≫ 1 and D → 0⁺

⇒ GD → 4+

Therefore, by the laws of football physics:

Leeds 0 – (4 + ε) Man City, where ε ≥ 1 😬💔
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Of course he flipping does 🤪
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
And Raphinha 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Yes, this. I wonder what he’d have done with Sunderland’s signings
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Absolute joke!
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sounds interesting. Will look later 🙏🏻
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Thanks, can't believe i forget you can just do that!
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
What did he say?
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Yes but I’ve yet to see a credible alternative to him as a replacement
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just how I feel. Nailed it
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Have you read this Andy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mid... I wonder if it’s based on this? If you’ve not read many John Wyndham books I’d recommend them
The Midwich Cuckoos - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
So many ways to reply to that 😅 and all very Leedsy 😳🤣
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Thanks 🙏🏻
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Yep! 😬
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Autumn sunrise in Brighton UK
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Autumn colours
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oooh yes do!
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Brilliant 🤩
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM