Michael Citro
@mike36fan.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, music lover, Ohio State Buckeye. I write stuff at michaelsrecordcollection.com. Managing editor of TheManeLand.com. I also write about college football at Land-Grant Holy Land.
*Vote them all out. Every one of them.*
*Vote them all out. Every one of them.*
Every Winter Olympics people try to trick me into thinking I will enjoy curling. I will not stand for this gaslighting any longer.
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Every Winter Olympics people try to trick me into thinking I will enjoy curling. I will not stand for this gaslighting any longer.
Famously Jesus said love thy neighbor as thyself but ONLY if they're within a country's borders legally, even if they have a path to legal citizenship. In those instances, thou must terrorize and kidnap them on the way to their immigration check-ins and deport them to a place they're not from.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Famously Jesus said love thy neighbor as thyself but ONLY if they're within a country's borders legally, even if they have a path to legal citizenship. In those instances, thou must terrorize and kidnap them on the way to their immigration check-ins and deport them to a place they're not from.
RIP, WaPo. You had a good run.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
RIP, WaPo. You had a good run.
And if people would just work in their sleep, just think of how prosperous our nation would be then! And if corpses would just suck it up and work one more year posthumously...
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
And if people would just work in their sleep, just think of how prosperous our nation would be then! And if corpses would just suck it up and work one more year posthumously...
Reposted by Michael Citro
New MRC! Alberto Bravin of @bigbigtrain.bsky.social discusses the band's fantastic new album Woodcut, BBT's first concept album. Alberto also discussed his musical origins, how he learned he was producer of the album, and more. #podcast
michaelsrecordcollection.podbean.com/e/episode-16...
michaelsrecordcollection.podbean.com/e/episode-16...
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
New MRC! Alberto Bravin of @bigbigtrain.bsky.social discusses the band's fantastic new album Woodcut, BBT's first concept album. Alberto also discussed his musical origins, how he learned he was producer of the album, and more. #podcast
michaelsrecordcollection.podbean.com/e/episode-16...
michaelsrecordcollection.podbean.com/e/episode-16...
Very Bob Dylan-esque song with an E Street vibe.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Very Bob Dylan-esque song with an E Street vibe.
Jaxon Smith-Njigba would have to seriously regress to be merely "good" at football. Dude can ball.
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba would have to seriously regress to be merely "good" at football. Dude can ball.
Famously the Titanic eventually turned and everyone was saved, right? Perfect metaphor. 10/10. No notes.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Famously the Titanic eventually turned and everyone was saved, right? Perfect metaphor. 10/10. No notes.
"Mine" on the helmet obviously used as a possessive word to show ownership, not as a verb.
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
"Mine" on the helmet obviously used as a possessive word to show ownership, not as a verb.
Dude, YOU are not from Minnesota.
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Dude, YOU are not from Minnesota.
"The nation's eyes were glued attentively to a college football championship game, which made it the perfect time for Greenland's surprise attack." - excerpt from "How America Fell" by Jack Bryson, published in 2033 by Simon & Schuster
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
"The nation's eyes were glued attentively to a college football championship game, which made it the perfect time for Greenland's surprise attack." - excerpt from "How America Fell" by Jack Bryson, published in 2033 by Simon & Schuster
I mean, sure, if you don't count California, Oregon, and Illinois as "places"
Blanche alongside a video of ICE brutalizing a protester: "There are thousands of immigration actions all over this country every single day, and nowhere do you hear this made up outrage from local politicians and activists except for in Minnesota. And that should be telling to the American people."
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I mean, sure, if you don't count California, Oregon, and Illinois as "places"
The hoops were sufficiently shooty today.
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The hoops were sufficiently shooty today.
The 4-4-3-2 nutrition pyramid.
They used to actually tell us to eat three servings of milk/dairy per day!
They used to actually tell us to eat three servings of milk/dairy per day!
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The 4-4-3-2 nutrition pyramid.
They used to actually tell us to eat three servings of milk/dairy per day!
They used to actually tell us to eat three servings of milk/dairy per day!
Oh boy, here comes the war on Driver's Ed.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Oh boy, here comes the war on Driver's Ed.
There's a really simple way to circumvent insurance companies and give access to healthcare to all citizens. Many countries do this!
Trump to House Republicans: "You can own healthcare. Figure it out. Let the money go directly to the people. No money for the insurance companies."
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
There's a really simple way to circumvent insurance companies and give access to healthcare to all citizens. Many countries do this!
"Nobody is worse than Obama" says the guy who hasn't stopped saying Biden's name for 12 months and has obviously instructed his entire administration of sycophants to do the same. Pick a lane, bruh.
Trump: "They have the worst policy. How we have to even run against these people -- I won't say cancel the election, they should cancel the election, because the fake news with say, 'He wants the elections canceled. He's a dictator.' They always call me a dictator. Nobody is worse than Obama."
January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"Nobody is worse than Obama" says the guy who hasn't stopped saying Biden's name for 12 months and has obviously instructed his entire administration of sycophants to do the same. Pick a lane, bruh.
Memories, light the corners of my mind...
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Memories, light the corners of my mind...
lol. lmao even.
January 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
lol. lmao even.
Replacing all those starters, a first-year starting QB, and the DC leaving, I never envisioned a loss in the CFP would be a disappointing end to the season, but it is. This team performed so much better than I expected. Knew Downs, Smith, Tate, Styles & Reese would shine. Gotta reload again now.
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Replacing all those starters, a first-year starting QB, and the DC leaving, I never envisioned a loss in the CFP would be a disappointing end to the season, but it is. This team performed so much better than I expected. Knew Downs, Smith, Tate, Styles & Reese would shine. Gotta reload again now.
Day really struggling to block tonight.
Ryan Day's return to play calling: two drives, two punts, nine yards.
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Day really struggling to block tonight.
Yeah, baby! Defer the hell out of that option.
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Yeah, baby! Defer the hell out of that option.
I've reached the point where I'm surprised on any play without a flag in the Cheez-It Bowl. Prince Cheddward deserves better.
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I've reached the point where I'm surprised on any play without a flag in the Cheez-It Bowl. Prince Cheddward deserves better.