Mike W
@mike.helix-labs.io
Cyber Security doer of things | Bass guitarist | Football fan | Dad
https://medium.com/@Mike.Whitehead
https://medium.com/@Mike.Whitehead
Fuck me, Santa attended!
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Fuck me, Santa attended!
I do find it bizarre that every size of Red Bull is in the offer. Of course I'm going for the biggest one!
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I do find it bizarre that every size of Red Bull is in the offer. Of course I'm going for the biggest one!
They can make it look better than flayed roadkill
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They can make it look better than flayed roadkill
Is it just me or does the photo that they've used to try make it look as good as they can, still makes it look absolutely horrific?
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Is it just me or does the photo that they've used to try make it look as good as they can, still makes it look absolutely horrific?
I tend to bounce between Obsidian and Notion tbh
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I tend to bounce between Obsidian and Notion tbh
I do it with noodles, no regrets
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I do it with noodles, no regrets
Hope it's good - wife is going to it on Saturday! I was supposed to be but life got in the way and I'm now on childcare duties
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hope it's good - wife is going to it on Saturday! I was supposed to be but life got in the way and I'm now on childcare duties
It's fine if they're actually chocolate - in case of emergency, wait for melting point to be reached
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's fine if they're actually chocolate - in case of emergency, wait for melting point to be reached
It's turtles all the way down
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's turtles all the way down
Awesome loophole! Bet they'd ask to see the bike, so need to take a figurine just in case! 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Awesome loophole! Bet they'd ask to see the bike, so need to take a figurine just in case! 😂
"Dev only has 10 fingers and so can't count to 12. Going with 8"
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"Dev only has 10 fingers and so can't count to 12. Going with 8"
I know where I'd rather be!
...the first one, definitely the first one 😂
...the first one, definitely the first one 😂
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I know where I'd rather be!
...the first one, definitely the first one 😂
...the first one, definitely the first one 😂
Interesting how much that slider covers in terms of AI usage, as I think it may not cover the use of your data for things like AI job matching - there's a separate form for personal data processing generally:
www.linkedin.com/help/linkedi...
www.linkedin.com/help/linkedi...
Data Processing Restriction and Objection | LinkedIn Help
Data Processing Restriction and Objection
www.linkedin.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Interesting how much that slider covers in terms of AI usage, as I think it may not cover the use of your data for things like AI job matching - there's a separate form for personal data processing generally:
www.linkedin.com/help/linkedi...
www.linkedin.com/help/linkedi...
But where's the fun in that?! 😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
But where's the fun in that?! 😂
Don't most keys work as a trolley token?
October 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Don't most keys work as a trolley token?
Closely followed by "...so, anyone got a spare factory for a few days? Reckon it won't take us long to recover from this"
October 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Closely followed by "...so, anyone got a spare factory for a few days? Reckon it won't take us long to recover from this"
"In October 2025, we suffered a sophisticated cyber attack..."
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"In October 2025, we suffered a sophisticated cyber attack..."
Go get yourself a fry up while you wait 😉
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Go get yourself a fry up while you wait 😉
Someone got their first copy of Photoshop 5.5 and learned how to make gradients and bubble textures
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Someone got their first copy of Photoshop 5.5 and learned how to make gradients and bubble textures
Another take on someone being "full of beans"
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Another take on someone being "full of beans"