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migold.bsky.social
Michael Gold
@migold.bsky.social
gay and employed, now in DC. @migold on instagram.
House hearing on DC crime turned into this, as Nancy Mace brought up transgender people and “woke ideology.”

NANCY MACE: Mayor Bowser, what is a woman?
BOWSER: I'm a woman. Are you a woman?
MACE: 100 percent.
BOWSER: I'm a woman. You're looking at one.
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
damn is EVERYONE on Ozempic but me

i mean for real
September 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
back 2 school tomorrow 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️
September 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
life has a funny, funny way
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
never found the wives
July 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
everyone be nice to @jamesholod.bsky.social he secured the bag
June 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
emily dickinson: “Death, be not proud”

Death:
June 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
when i tell you this CHANGED me
June 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
🌎🏳️‍🌈

(this bag is mostly seltzer)
June 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
don’t judge me baby
you would never judge me baby
May 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
together they’d unite the Conclave behind the fiercest pope in history
April 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
this has like 75 cents on it and definitely expired but I will never remove it from my wallet
March 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
RIP to a realer one
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
RIP to a real one
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
oh y'all want to see Twink Death?
February 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if you don’t take this mirror selfie did you even go to DC

(i went to DC)
February 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
oh snow she better don’t
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i dunno if i were Audiard i would maybe tell Karla Sofia Gascon this instead of letting her read it in Deadline?????

also if i were Audiard i also wouldn't have made Emilia Perez but
February 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
omg so crazy for this
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it is wild how much worse Emilia Perez could have somehow been www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
now sea here
December 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM
i watched my family throw out the turkey carcasses, knowing i couldn’t turn them to stock or take them with me
December 1, 2024 at 8:56 PM
November 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
me: i can't wait to get back to new york and spend time with my friends

the friends:
November 19, 2024 at 8:29 PM
ok but THIS is the discourse we need to be having
July 3, 2023 at 2:34 PM