Thank you for being a silly, ornery, snuggly, lovable, weird little guy. Thank you for everything.

This place isn't gonna be the same without you.
Rest easy friend.

Thank you for all the smiles and laughs. Thank you for all the nuzzles and purrs and squeaks. Thank you for keeping me company while I worked from home, and keeping your bother in line, and always being down for a nap on the couch with me.

Sam, I know everyone says this about their pets, but you really were the best freaking cat in the world. 16 1/2 years wasn't enough. I don't know that a thousand years would have been enough. I'd have given you the world if I could, but sadly all I could offer you in the end
was peace.

That’s beautiful though lol. Mine is a disaster.

I wouldn’t admonish you for your newly discovered deafness 🤷🏼‍♀️

Yeah, he’s a bit of a husk.

I mean, I’m glad she isn’t, because she shouldn’t. Because she’s a woman. Even if I think shes vile. I just thought it sounded like something dumb she’d do.

Literally fuck that person

I bet Caitlyn goes in the men’s room a Mar a Lago and feels like she’s doing the right thing.

Oh my god. 😭 I knew a couple kids who got Reye’s syndrome but they are alive. 😭😭😭

Cops if you’re quick 💀

In your AC 💀

Right? Like he has to be straight up lying. No damn way. I was 10 years old when I heard Rush talking like that out of my grandpa’s radio.

Wordddddd

Working in healthcare melts many important brain parts. Mostly the normal ones

I work at a big ole tertiary care facility. I’ve actually seen that a couple times. It’s wild!! The level 1 traumas are what’s weird for us haha. But nothing is good during an epic downtime lol.