Middlerage
@middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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Thanksgiving topic which mall is dying? 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Thanksgiving topic which mall is dying? 🙄
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Trump sleeps BEFORE he eats the Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump sleeps BEFORE he eats the Turkey.
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ICE if you’re monitoring the Thanksgiving Day Parade
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ICE if you’re monitoring the Thanksgiving Day Parade
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
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I wrote this poem about Trump a couple of months ago.
We're still here.
We're still here.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wrote this poem about Trump a couple of months ago.
We're still here.
We're still here.
Could he choose words that were any less vague?
People are going to die!
People are going to die!
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Could he choose words that were any less vague?
People are going to die!
People are going to die!
I wrote this poem about Trump a couple of months ago.
We're still here.
We're still here.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wrote this poem about Trump a couple of months ago.
We're still here.
We're still here.
What are we Thankful for folks?
It's hard to feel Gratitude when the world feels like it's exploding all around you, but I guess we're supposed to try or something.
It's hard to feel Gratitude when the world feels like it's exploding all around you, but I guess we're supposed to try or something.
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What are we Thankful for folks?
It's hard to feel Gratitude when the world feels like it's exploding all around you, but I guess we're supposed to try or something.
It's hard to feel Gratitude when the world feels like it's exploding all around you, but I guess we're supposed to try or something.
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Planning to get Hegseth-drunk tomorrow & start a war war with all my neighbors!
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Planning to get Hegseth-drunk tomorrow & start a war war with all my neighbors!
REMINDER: Trump’s regime Vetted the shooter.
Maybe they should stop focusing all their resources on law abiding migrants 🤷♀️
Maybe they should stop focusing all their resources on law abiding migrants 🤷♀️
Pirro: "This is what happens in this country when people are allowed in who are not properly vetted"
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
REMINDER: Trump’s regime Vetted the shooter.
Maybe they should stop focusing all their resources on law abiding migrants 🤷♀️
Maybe they should stop focusing all their resources on law abiding migrants 🤷♀️
ICE if you’re monitoring the Thanksgiving Day Parade
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ICE if you’re monitoring the Thanksgiving Day Parade
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
Trump sleeps BEFORE he eats the Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump sleeps BEFORE he eats the Turkey.
Maybe that’s not a coincidence & this guy wasn’t supposed to get caught.
CNN: Trump granted the DC shooter asylum in April.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Maybe that’s not a coincidence & this guy wasn’t supposed to get caught.
They are going to use this shooting to their advantage one way or another. Fucking Ghouls!
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They are going to use this shooting to their advantage one way or another. Fucking Ghouls!
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Suspect in the National Guard shooting was an Afghan National.
Likely not what Trump et al were hoping for.
Suspect in the National Guard shooting was an Afghan National.
Likely not what Trump et al were hoping for.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Suspect in the National Guard shooting was an Afghan National.
Likely not what Trump et al were hoping for.
Suspect in the National Guard shooting was an Afghan National.
Likely not what Trump et al were hoping for.
Two National Guard members were shot, but Trump is posting this 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Two National Guard members were shot, but Trump is posting this 🙄
All the Black Friday BS feels far more bullshitty this year!
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
All the Black Friday BS feels far more bullshitty this year!
Sending 500 additional troops is the perfect solution 🤡😮💨🤡
DEVELOPING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth comments on the news that two National Guard members were shot near the White House.
"President Trump has asked me — and I will ask the Secretary of the Army to the National Guard — to add 500 additional troops, National Guardsmen, to Washington, D.C."
"President Trump has asked me — and I will ask the Secretary of the Army to the National Guard — to add 500 additional troops, National Guardsmen, to Washington, D.C."
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sending 500 additional troops is the perfect solution 🤡😮💨🤡
He’s going to fill it with blood, isn’t he 😮💨
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
He’s going to fill it with blood, isn’t he 😮💨
We’re fighting about pie now???
Newsflash none of it is better than CAKE!
Newsflash none of it is better than CAKE!
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We’re fighting about pie now???
Newsflash none of it is better than CAKE!
Newsflash none of it is better than CAKE!
With the latest National Guard members, that’s a total of 4 people killed for Trump’s theater
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With the latest National Guard members, that’s a total of 4 people killed for Trump’s theater
If you think Trump wouldn’t stage what is happening in D.C. right now, think again.
a man in a suit holds up his fist in the air
ALT: a man in a suit holds up his fist in the air
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you think Trump wouldn’t stage what is happening in D.C. right now, think again.
Who was the Animal who put them in harms way with his Fascist BS in the first place???
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who was the Animal who put them in harms way with his Fascist BS in the first place???
Of course he fucking was!
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Of course he fucking was!
Not saying this is Trump’s fault, but they wouldn’t have been there in the first place if not for him. 🤷♀️
Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP is reporting.
Two National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP sources say
Two National Guard soldiers have been shot near the White House and their conditions aren’t immediately known, according to two law enforcement officials not authorized to discuss the matter publicly ...
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not saying this is Trump’s fault, but they wouldn’t have been there in the first place if not for him. 🤷♀️
Planning to get Hegseth-drunk tomorrow & start a war war with all my neighbors!
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Planning to get Hegseth-drunk tomorrow & start a war war with all my neighbors!