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Middlerage
@middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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😆 The international symbol of Shut The F Up…🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇
Thanksgiving topic which mall is dying? 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Trump sleeps BEFORE he eats the Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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ICE if you’re monitoring the Thanksgiving Day Parade
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I wrote this poem about Trump a couple of months ago.
We're still here.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Could he choose words that were any less vague?
People are going to die!
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wrote this poem about Trump a couple of months ago.
We're still here.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What are we Thankful for folks?
It's hard to feel Gratitude when the world feels like it's exploding all around you, but I guess we're supposed to try or something.
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Planning to get Hegseth-drunk tomorrow & start a war war with all my neighbors!
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
REMINDER: Trump’s regime Vetted the shooter.
Maybe they should stop focusing all their resources on law abiding migrants 🤷‍♀️
Pirro: "This is what happens in this country when people are allowed in who are not properly vetted"
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ICE if you’re monitoring the Thanksgiving Day Parade
The Dora Balloon is coming up soon!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Trump sleeps BEFORE he eats the Turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Maybe that’s not a coincidence & this guy wasn’t supposed to get caught.
CNN: Trump granted the DC shooter asylum in April.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They are going to use this shooting to their advantage one way or another. Fucking Ghouls!
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Suspect in the National Guard shooting was an Afghan National.
Likely not what Trump et al were hoping for.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Two National Guard members were shot, but Trump is posting this 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All the Black Friday BS feels far more bullshitty this year!
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sending 500 additional troops is the perfect solution 🤡😮‍💨🤡
DEVELOPING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth comments on the news that two National Guard members were shot near the White House.

"President Trump has asked me — and I will ask the Secretary of the Army to the National Guard — to add 500 additional troops, National Guardsmen, to Washington, D.C."
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He’s going to fill it with blood, isn’t he 😮‍💨
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We’re fighting about pie now???
Newsflash none of it is better than CAKE!
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
With the latest National Guard members, that’s a total of 4 people killed for Trump’s theater
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you think Trump wouldn’t stage what is happening in D.C. right now, think again.
a man in a suit holds up his fist in the air
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media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Who was the Animal who put them in harms way with his Fascist BS in the first place???
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Of course he fucking was!
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Not saying this is Trump’s fault, but they wouldn’t have been there in the first place if not for him. 🤷‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Planning to get Hegseth-drunk tomorrow & start a war war with all my neighbors!
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM