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Haiku as a form is downstream of Rendaku which was a form of popular entertainment which was kind of a rap battle between two poets who would spit long chains of Haiku while the audience got drunk. So imagine a thoughtful quote from Tupac. It should have nothing contrived or suffocated about it
Have to protect what is left of my DNA. Must sleep
Remember, if a parent hurts you, they are actually killing themselves, because the stress will cause you to mutate
Remember, if a parent hurts you, they are actually killing themselves, because the stress will cause you to mutate
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Have to protect what is left of my DNA. Must sleep
Remember, if a parent hurts you, they are actually killing themselves, because the stress will cause you to mutate
Remember, if a parent hurts you, they are actually killing themselves, because the stress will cause you to mutate
Women are attracted to men the way a cat is attracted to walking along a washing line
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Women are attracted to men the way a cat is attracted to walking along a washing line
Anonymous sure knows how to write deep, meaningful memes
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous sure knows how to write deep, meaningful memes
Win lose or draw it's the torture for me. Wish me luck
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Win lose or draw it's the torture for me. Wish me luck
This soup smells good but I fear it may result in a mere broth as the consistency is watery. Too much water might be the problem
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This soup smells good but I fear it may result in a mere broth as the consistency is watery. Too much water might be the problem
I did not vote for Obama, I did not vote for Clinton, I did not vote for Biden, I did not vote for Harris. Reader; I am British
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I did not vote for Obama, I did not vote for Clinton, I did not vote for Biden, I did not vote for Harris. Reader; I am British
I have been making mistakes so as not to look like AI since the 1970s
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I have been making mistakes so as not to look like AI since the 1970s
I made a blue berry pie today. Taxonomically you may say that it was a tart or some other kind of baked good, but it was good
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I made a blue berry pie today. Taxonomically you may say that it was a tart or some other kind of baked good, but it was good
Ultima Thule Based Order
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Ultima Thule Based Order
Marination is Sin. It says so in the Bible
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Marination is Sin. It says so in the Bible
I'm being Lasered to death by maids on the gay website
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm being Lasered to death by maids on the gay website
If Trump kills me my mum will be very sad but she will be proud
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If Trump kills me my mum will be very sad but she will be proud
People in Minneapolis, you know who you are, need to be actively spreading the Revolt. Communication is key. A vote held somewhere, a library, a church, a factory or all of the above can be communicated along numerous lines, friends, family, faith groups, unions, left parties, popular culture socmed
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
People in Minneapolis, you know who you are, need to be actively spreading the Revolt. Communication is key. A vote held somewhere, a library, a church, a factory or all of the above can be communicated along numerous lines, friends, family, faith groups, unions, left parties, popular culture socmed
The Minneapolis Commune
Comedy is timing
Strike. Strike. Strike
Comedy is timing
Strike. Strike. Strike
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The Minneapolis Commune
Comedy is timing
Strike. Strike. Strike
Comedy is timing
Strike. Strike. Strike
Look on the bright side. It might take my father a long time to die and then I might eventually lose a long battle with cancer before the tabloids can just invent any story they want. But the clock is ticking for you to prepare yourselves
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Look on the bright side. It might take my father a long time to die and then I might eventually lose a long battle with cancer before the tabloids can just invent any story they want. But the clock is ticking for you to prepare yourselves
Haiku as a form is downstream of Rendaku which was a form of popular entertainment which was kind of a rap battle between two poets who would spit long chains of Haiku while the audience got drunk. So imagine a thoughtful quote from Tupac. It should have nothing contrived or suffocated about it
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Haiku as a form is downstream of Rendaku which was a form of popular entertainment which was kind of a rap battle between two poets who would spit long chains of Haiku while the audience got drunk. So imagine a thoughtful quote from Tupac. It should have nothing contrived or suffocated about it
This was a serious question
What is an emdash exactly and how is it used? This isn't something I was ever taught
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
This was a serious question
Maybe part of the problem is that putting how bad my father's crimes are (the worst) by the side of my generosity (the best) creates a kind of too good to be true effect. Well there is another proverb. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Maybe part of the problem is that putting how bad my father's crimes are (the worst) by the side of my generosity (the best) creates a kind of too good to be true effect. Well there is another proverb. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Let's put it this way. China does not have any power to hurt you as much as I can
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Let's put it this way. China does not have any power to hurt you as much as I can
If I accelerate your genocide in a movie most audiences will find me relatable
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If I accelerate your genocide in a movie most audiences will find me relatable
If you keep testing, one of these days I really am going to hurt you. Stop testing. I don't know how many times I will be able to warn you before I start writing to the people who will accelerate your genocide. Yes I'm as serious as that
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If you keep testing, one of these days I really am going to hurt you. Stop testing. I don't know how many times I will be able to warn you before I start writing to the people who will accelerate your genocide. Yes I'm as serious as that