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A screenshot of Bob Geldof at Live Aid, where he looks to be in the middle of a rant.
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Humorous Venn diagram with two overlapping circles. The left circle is labelled “JPG,” the right “CPR,” and the shared centre is labelled “COMPRESSION.” The diagram plays on the double meaning of “compression” in image files and emergency medical care.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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A still from the old Domino adverts, but badly edited to read 'When's-a your moka day?'
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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The cover of the Toploader album Onka's Big Moka, but with meme text added to read 'Hamad's Compressed Moka'.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Actual scenes at Gavinski Towers.
A £5 Royal Bank of Scotland banknote pegged to a clothes-drying rail.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Three prizes are being given away to the audience just before we shut the doors on this madness.

#GuardianLive #DumpHimLive
Promotional graphic for “The Guardian Live Giveaway” featuring three items against a magenta background. 1. Green Pan slow cooker – silver appliance with caption: “Winner of best overall slow cooker on The Filter.” 2. Fujifilm Instax mini – white instant camera with caption: “Featured in best gifts for teens on The Filter.” 3. Bottle of Smith-Chapel Julienas Vayolette 2022 – wine bottle with caption: “Meera Sodha’s beaujolais pick from Uncharted Wines.” “@GuardianLive #GuardianLive” appears in the bottom left corner. A “LIVE” label and viewer count of 205 are shown in the top left. A notification bar at the top reads “vimeo.com is now full screen Exit Full Screen (Esc).” Video progress bar and control icons are visible at the bottom.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Elizabeth may be onto something.

#GuardianLive #DumpHimLive
Comment from Elizabeth posted one minute ago: “Will The Guardian consider combining Blind Date with You be the Judge? As a reader, I’d like to vote on someone else’s Blind Date, while the daters duke out a controversial household dispute.” Below the comment is a thumbs-up icon with the number 2.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Two of the questions submitted online for the Q&A.

#GuardianLive #DumpHimLive
Q&A screenshot showing two user-submitted questions. Jane K (9 minutes ago): “How would Police Dog Hogan T-towels be colour coded?!” (1 thumbs-up). Anonymous (12 minutes ago): “For Meera– if you couldn’t continue to cook what else would you like to do?” (0 thumbs-up).
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I've deployed it.

#GuardianLive #DumpHimLive
Chat screenshot showing three messages, all timestamped at 20:10. Anne-Marie Long: “Guilty of what?” MiddayDolomite (marked with “me” tag): “Dump him, girl!” Beatrice Beaubien: “I'm conflicted. Although I would hate to take Jake's joy away, the colour combination compromised if.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Even the chat's been dead for more than 15 minutes.

#GuardianLive #DumpHimLive
Chat screenshot showing two messages. First message from IOM Toffee at 19:16: “Leaving now so boring.” Second message from Ralph at 19:18: “Don't leave, they will win in extra time.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I actually can't disagree too much. I'm staying because I paid, but this was mis-sold as a 'Dump him, girl' event, not a Parkinson-style interview.

#GuardianLive #DumpHimLive
A user called IOM Toffee with a message reading 'Leaving now so boring'.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It's almost time for the You Be the Judge live event, which is also being livestreamed.

I can't find an official hashtag, so I'll grab the previously-unused #DumpHimLive.
Promotional screenshot for a Guardian Saturday event hosted by Nish Kumar. A countdown overlay reads “This event will start in 9 minutes.” The image features six headshots, including journalist Georgina Lawton among the panel.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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While we await Georgina Lawton, here's a signpost in her honour.
A sign up a tall pole on a residential street reading 'Lawton Road'.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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@strongmisgiving.bsky.social I'm distressed to report I can't see a Dump Him, Girl for this week. I hope this is a temporary situation.
Screenshot from The Guardian’s 'You be the judge' series, dated 13 November 2025. The article headline reads: 'Should my boyfriend leave home comforts behind when we travel abroad?' It describes a disagreement between Jenna, who wants to embrace the spirit of living abroad in Barcelona, and Dave, who prefers familiar comforts. A cartoon shows a person with a house for a body pulling a suitcase through an airport, with a plane visible outside.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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But what's quadruple about it? What is the benchmark by which diluting juice is measured?
A bottle of Morrisons diluting juice boasting '4 × Quadruple strength' on the label.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Thank you for the suggestion. I was motivated this morning.
Fitbit run summary from 20 Nov 2025: 5.01 km in 40 minutes, 5,875 steps, 539 calories burned, 77 zone minutes. Average pace 7'59"/km.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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The poster for Trainspotting (1996) with the 'Choose life' speech in full. This has been badly modified to read 'Cheesespotting' on the right-hand vertical column, with 'Cheese your future' and 'Cheese life' at the bottom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Peter Kay reacting, with the caption 'Blankets? In Spain?'
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Three characters from The Addams Family Values (1993). Pugsley on the left is emblazoned with 'The Poem', Wednesday in the middle is emblazoned with 'The Poet', and an unknown third boy on the right was emblazoned with 'Poetry', but the word is obscured by the name 'Ross'.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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A badly edited version of the previous picture that now reads: 'The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Latin by its author. Would you like to reply in Latin?' There is also a “Yes” button shown to the right of the prompt.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Three characters from The Addams Family Values (1993). Pugsley on the left is emblazoned with 'The Poem', Wednesday in the middle is emblazoned with 'The Poet', and an unknown third boy on the right is emblazoned with 'Poetry'.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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What I'd like to know is the progress of the side-projects:
Update from Rossybobs on 𝕏, the everything app, posted on 30 May 2023 at 13:56. It reads: 'Ever wonder what happened after Ross refilled the Nor Loch? ' Well we've used AI to fill the castle with water, then Holyrood Palace with jelly, then the old Jenners building with oobleck...' The update has 359 views, 1 quote, and 2 likes.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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The same picture, badly edited to place 'Priscilla' over Donald Trump and Chioma near the person who fainted.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The old anti-pirarcy advert badly edited to read 'You wouldn't shorten a friend's name'.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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The 'You wouldn't download a movie' meme but badly edited to read 'You wouldn't talk during a movie'.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM