MicroSlop (Official) (parody) (ai generated)
@microslop-official.bsky.social
Ai slop, genocide supported clouding, layoffs, switching to Linux, shutting down studios game studios and "" "" "apps" "" "".
Parody account of hard truths.
Parody account of hard truths.
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"Stop calling our ai slop," said the fuckass ai slop man.
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I did it, I reached peak Linux
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I did it, I reached peak Linux
This guy living posting about installing Linux is adorable. Welcome aboard!
Patiently booting Linux from thumb drive. It’s kinda cool.
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
This guy living posting about installing Linux is adorable. Welcome aboard!
Saving up money for a Steam Machine. Fuck Windows.
February 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Saving up money for a Steam Machine. Fuck Windows.
Don't like a software company sue to their questional dealings? Pirate their software. Simple as that, folks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Don't like a software company sue to their questional dealings? Pirate their software. Simple as that, folks.
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i think every executive at microsoft and nvidia should be in prison with 200 consecutive life sentences
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i think every executive at microsoft and nvidia should be in prison with 200 consecutive life sentences
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radicalized against ai because i can't give gabe newell money for a bespoke linux box immediately
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
radicalized against ai because i can't give gabe newell money for a bespoke linux box immediately
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Your issues with Linux have been noted and appreciate, but have you considered you simply have a skill issue? Too lazy to venture into the forums to ask for help? You have no idea how Wine works for Ableton Live? Small dick energy article.
Your issues with Linux have been noted and appreciate, but have you considered you simply have a skill issue? Too lazy to venture into the forums to ask for help? You have no idea how Wine works for Ableton Live? Small dick energy article.
February 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Your issues with Linux have been noted and appreciate, but have you considered you simply have a skill issue? Too lazy to venture into the forums to ask for help? You have no idea how Wine works for Ableton Live? Small dick energy article.
Your issues with Linux have been noted and appreciate, but have you considered you simply have a skill issue? Too lazy to venture into the forums to ask for help? You have no idea how Wine works for Ableton Live? Small dick energy article.
Remember, OW is owned by Microsoft and fuck Microsoft. You can goon to the game without giving MS a cent or byte of data.
Muscle mommy Domina.
Muscle mommy Domina.
Overwatch drops the 2 and is now simply called "Overwatch."
Overwatch coming to Nintendo Switch 2 in the Spring
2026 Spotlight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sg...
Overwatch coming to Nintendo Switch 2 in the Spring
2026 Spotlight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sg...
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Remember, OW is owned by Microsoft and fuck Microsoft. You can goon to the game without giving MS a cent or byte of data.
Muscle mommy Domina.
Muscle mommy Domina.
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Reminder that if you're a BDS boycotter, Blizzard is part of Microsoft, and Overwatch is very much a Microsoft product.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Reminder that if you're a BDS boycotter, Blizzard is part of Microsoft, and Overwatch is very much a Microsoft product.
Adobe backpedaled? The sentiment still stands, worse off now. No trust, pirating adobe products is morally correct.
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Adobe backpedaled? The sentiment still stands, worse off now. No trust, pirating adobe products is morally correct.
Moho Animation being the GOATS of amimation. Thank you for uour service.
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Moho Animation being the GOATS of amimation. Thank you for uour service.
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Coming from the Animate shut down? Use the FORANIMATORS coupon code and save $100 on Moho Pro 14.4, perpetual license.
New to Moho? Get up to speed fast with our free video course, Discord server and tutorials
#mohoanimation #adobeanimate #animate #2danimation #2drigging #adobe #discountcode
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#mohoanimation #adobeanimate #animate #2danimation #2drigging #adobe #discountcode
February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Coming from the Animate shut down? Use the FORANIMATORS coupon code and save $100 on Moho Pro 14.4, perpetual license.
New to Moho? Get up to speed fast with our free video course, Discord server and tutorials
#mohoanimation #adobeanimate #animate #2danimation #2drigging #adobe #discountcode
New to Moho? Get up to speed fast with our free video course, Discord server and tutorials
#mohoanimation #adobeanimate #animate #2danimation #2drigging #adobe #discountcode
Sorry Adobe, shutting down Adobe Animate will result in an early cancellation fee. I will take my 1100$ now, please.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Sorry Adobe, shutting down Adobe Animate will result in an early cancellation fee. I will take my 1100$ now, please.
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Breaking up with Adobe
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Breaking up with Adobe
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Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
Time to download Adobe CS6.
February 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Time to download Adobe CS6.
Microslop haven't fucked up in a day, so I will dedicate today into shitting on Adobe.
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Microslop haven't fucked up in a day, so I will dedicate today into shitting on Adobe.
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EVERYONE START PIRATING ADOBE PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!! CMON EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
EVERYONE START PIRATING ADOBE PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!! CMON EVERYBODY SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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In light of the Epstein files, the best thing you can say in a Microsoft interview is "I support Bill Gates cheating on his wife and getting an STD from a hooker supplied by Epstein." If you do, it's an instant hire. 😜
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
In light of the Epstein files, the best thing you can say in a Microsoft interview is "I support Bill Gates cheating on his wife and getting an STD from a hooker supplied by Epstein." If you do, it's an instant hire. 😜
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so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
I think it's easier to just make Windows 7 2 instead of limiting the Windows 11 shit spyware ai.
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I think it's easier to just make Windows 7 2 instead of limiting the Windows 11 shit spyware ai.
Zorin OS is neat, but some things my ADHD brain can't forgive, so back to Mint for me.
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Zorin OS is neat, but some things my ADHD brain can't forgive, so back to Mint for me.