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Space Deer, Space Dork
@microlens.ing
Joe, 30, he/they
Astrophysics researcher, American Southwest, camera wrangler, appreciator of both lens & mirror, halide enjoyer.
Showing up to the Osean superweapon design bureau with the schematics for an ICBM and I’m shouted out of the room, forcibly removed from the building
December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do you think overbearing Osean families really pressure their kids to be ace pilots
“Only one kill? trigger was killing 3 battleships and an air craft carrier when he was as old as you!”
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why doesn’t mine look like that???
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Osean engineers working around the clock in a lab to make an exact copy of SOLG but once they’re finished they make yet another mute psychopath pilot who can ignore gees
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wait
Does a space elevator stand?
It’s being pulled
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
President Harling knew the space elevator had to remain standing to ensure it killed a single Belkan pilot in the future
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ace pilots sort of manifest, they spring into the cockpit of an F4 or F15 fully formed
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What if the Belkans have learned their lessons this time, and aren’t evil
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fuck! Shit!!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Guy who keeps forgetting what nation he’s fighting for and is largely playing it by ear at this point
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The only difference is whether the backing is chanting or castanets
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Interchangeable, there are no borders up here
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Look, they just do that, okay, it happens to Erusians too when *we* have the once in a generation mute ace”
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Osean propaganda corps desperately trying to come up with an excuse for why a supercarrier and it’s entire fleet gets glassed for the third time this week
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You just hate it when the other interchangeable faction also has a legendary pilot who can ignore gee-forces and makes the music go all Gregorian
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM