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occasionally posting moody, undersaturated photos that look bad on a phone screen in the middle of the night when nobody will see them
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[all photos by me]
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[all photos by me]
isn't that just what a secret submarine would say? what's with all the watercolors then, eh?
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
isn't that just what a secret submarine would say? what's with all the watercolors then, eh?
many here suspect you of secretly bring a submarine
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
many here suspect you of secretly bring a submarine
i doubt your commitment to sparkle season
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i doubt your commitment to sparkle season
grats! happy birthday!
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
grats! happy birthday!
that's funny, just today i was kind of idly wondering why the UK wasn't called the UQ for all those decades.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
that's funny, just today i was kind of idly wondering why the UK wasn't called the UQ for all those decades.
it was just one panel of a fuck you friday, i think
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it was just one panel of a fuck you friday, i think
alliance #20. she probably loves digging holes, right?
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
alliance #20. she probably loves digging holes, right?
sure, the eagles should've simply scored so many touchdowns that it didn't matter how many of their drives the refs stopped with ridiculously bad calls, or how many touchdowns they gifted the home team! stupid not to just do that! fire everybody!
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
sure, the eagles should've simply scored so many touchdowns that it didn't matter how many of their drives the refs stopped with ridiculously bad calls, or how many touchdowns they gifted the home team! stupid not to just do that! fire everybody!
well, that and about 4 calls in a row where a penalty by the cowboys was called on the eagles. one of those cowboys TDs was a complete gift. can't really game plan for that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
well, that and about 4 calls in a row where a penalty by the cowboys was called on the eagles. one of those cowboys TDs was a complete gift. can't really game plan for that.
i though that WAS a photo
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i though that WAS a photo
players hated them so much you have to apologize? the same players excited about housing? all my alts have garrisons. the intro quest is good, easy XP, and it's got the only mailbox in the game without 3 brutosaurs standing on it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
players hated them so much you have to apologize? the same players excited about housing? all my alts have garrisons. the intro quest is good, easy XP, and it's got the only mailbox in the game without 3 brutosaurs standing on it.
somebody said during a recent game, quoting adelman i think, that he'd been playing through an injured wrist last year. supposedly it's all better now.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
somebody said during a recent game, quoting adelman i think, that he'd been playing through an injured wrist last year. supposedly it's all better now.
once a cowboy always a cowboy
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
once a cowboy always a cowboy
though i can now recognize the familiar signs of a doomed writer blasting full speed ahead with no map- hi GRRM- i'm devastated to learn platinum grit was abandoned because trudy thought nobody cared!
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
though i can now recognize the familiar signs of a doomed writer blasting full speed ahead with no map- hi GRRM- i'm devastated to learn platinum grit was abandoned because trudy thought nobody cared!
tenacious d and thom yorke didn't make the cut, but no respectable record store wouldn't have tmbg on the shelf
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
tenacious d and thom yorke didn't make the cut, but no respectable record store wouldn't have tmbg on the shelf
horde #11, right on the beach, the one i'd pick irl if i could afford it. if it's too obvious that's because it's too correct!
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
horde #11, right on the beach, the one i'd pick irl if i could afford it. if it's too obvious that's because it's too correct!
when i first heard wonderwall on some late night UHF music video show, it was the most amazing song i'd ever heard in my life. the second time i heard it, i was already sick of it.
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
when i first heard wonderwall on some late night UHF music video show, it was the most amazing song i'd ever heard in my life. the second time i heard it, i was already sick of it.
the beano artist can't remember what a tuba looks like or how it works, and can't find a reference because he can't remember what it's called either
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the beano artist can't remember what a tuba looks like or how it works, and can't find a reference because he can't remember what it's called either
i'm not a real tape eater so i could be way off, but i feel like i hardly see any successful designed and called plays. it looks like the guys are out there improvising and scrambling most of the time. glad they can put together a whole game of it, at least.
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i'm not a real tape eater so i could be way off, but i feel like i hardly see any successful designed and called plays. it looks like the guys are out there improvising and scrambling most of the time. glad they can put together a whole game of it, at least.
goddamn these are so good
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
goddamn these are so good
oh right, you literally wrote PTR up there, whoops
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
oh right, you literally wrote PTR up there, whoops