Micah
@micmizzy.bsky.social
Either 100% serious, or the most sarcastic anyone has ever been.
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
Guess we'll find out if AI can also get AI Psychosis
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Guess we'll find out if AI can also get AI Psychosis
ICE surrenders to General Stancil (2026)
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
ICE surrenders to General Stancil (2026)
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Asked about today's drop, he talks about Michael Wolff. Why? He thinks they're asking about the drop that happened in December, that did feature Wolff. He doesn't even know that more files got dropped today. Nobody told him.
Trump on Epstein Files: I was told by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left.
February 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Asked about today's drop, he talks about Michael Wolff. Why? He thinks they're asking about the drop that happened in December, that did feature Wolff. He doesn't even know that more files got dropped today. Nobody told him.
Asked about today's drop, he talks about Michael Wolff. Why? He thinks they're asking about the drop that happened in December, that did feature Wolff. He doesn't even know that more files got dropped today. Nobody told him.
Trump on Epstein Files: I was told by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left.
February 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Asked about today's drop, he talks about Michael Wolff. Why? He thinks they're asking about the drop that happened in December, that did feature Wolff. He doesn't even know that more files got dropped today. Nobody told him.
31 point swing. Bonkers
February 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
31 point swing. Bonkers