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Maria Von traphouse
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What it is hoe? Whats up?
Remember kids don’t be afraid to be the villain in their story. Their going to tell everyone you poisoned the water supply ANYWAY
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I hate a selectively crazy hoe
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
So many of yall really do hate the unadulterated expression blackness and think being black means your anti-blackness isnt clockedt
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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The way I’d let Trevante Rhodes have my social security card
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
For those of you who wont click harris county is houston and its surrounding areas
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
This has to be the laziest generation of so called activists Ive ever seen. Y’all just want to go on book tours and get praised for saying shit we already know

Were is the actual organization happening??
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I hre that yall dodnt have fathers in your life. my pappy was a black KING
life.my
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The worst thing about your 30s is old relationships rotting away and not having anything to replace them with
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
You never realize how much someone impacts your life until their not in it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I knew the qorld was going to shit when we stopped getting dance songs and went back yo the pill poppin dope head rap
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I really so hate my personality has shifted to that guy thqt cant process his 30s. But its honestly so jarring
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Most millennials need to accept music is not made for you old hoes any more. And thats ok you had your time in the sun these new rappers dont suck they just dont make music for your geriatric asses
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I image the song lost by gorilla zoe smells like a fresh newport no i will not explain
January 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Born into a family of baddies and all the good lord gave me was a personality. Ok
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A celebrity doctor slash reality tv personality is upset her son wants her to pay for college and I’m suppose to think her son is wrong? Lmfao
December 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hate how white ppl fucked ip the world and then blame it on humanity. Naw bitch that was yall killing danger Ed species and making oil spills!
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Man i just want my friend back. You took Carlos and left fucking monsters WHY
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
FEELIN ON MY BODY WHILE HE RUB UP ON MY TITIES
a woman in a hospital gown is using a walker with the words jukin video on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a hospital gown is using a walker with the words jukin video on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love the DL witch hunts. Yesss get those ponks!
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Butch queens and studs are on position ends of the “ sexuality confused with gender presentation” spectrum. We talk about the touch me nota but we dont ever mention the butch queens who hate feminine in men
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Noahs arc really was just 4 ponks in a honda terrorizing their community
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Get a job brokie”
“It’s not set up in the system.”
“Take everything out of your pockets.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I keep having a reoccurring dream were I coco montrese like were on bad girls club….what that mean ?
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Abandoned malls:
I miss being entered 😮‍💨
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM