Michelle Witte
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Michelle Witte
@michellewitte.bsky.social
Children’s literary agent with Mansion Street Literary (open to queries first 10 days each month, starting in June) and mental health advocate. I also write craptastic books. She/her.

www.michellewitteliterary.com
I use Ionos and no complaints from me so far. Well, other than they call me on the phone every few months to try to upsell me on services, but that’s a minor issue. I mostly just hate getting phone calls.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In the end, we cooked the food, got it on the table, and ate the thing, dang it. It actually tasted pretty good, though some of it was cold by the time all the crises were resolved. If anything, this year you can be grateful if your family’s dinner was more boring and uneventful than mine. Sigh.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Then, once the rest of the turkey was FINALLY cooked all the way through (we cut off the part that was done first so it wouldn’t turn into leather) as I was trying to get the drippings into a saucepan to make gravy, I accidentally dumped half of it all over the stove and counters and floor.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Thank you!
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thanks!
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m preparing them now and then refrigerating so I can pop them in the oven tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I debated whether to delete the account, but maybe it's helpful to have the auto-responder direct them to my Query Manager account instead so they at least know where to get current querying info.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That would be lovely. It hasn't snowed yet here (it will later this week but the sky looks like it wants to). Later today I will be smelling baking bread and sautéed mushrooms (pre-cooking for tomorrow) which isn't too bad a tradeoff.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I once pulled a blue-greenish looking furby from the drain. My hair was rather long at the time, but whatever it spawned had apparently mutated.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM