I was deeply annoyed about the nonacceptance of TURD

I'm terrible at remembering so I have them all on my GCal because it IS important to wish someone a happy birthday!

My favorite part was the cheeky epigraphs. EPIGRAPHS.

What are the First and Second laws though?

Oh it was a joke about how I was going to get all up in arms about you dissing Rachmaninoff but then you said you loved him

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I also use earth balance! The stick kind is a bit firmer and works better for baking, I feel. In a pinch, for chocolate recipes, I use avocado as a butter sub too and it is delish.

I, too, gazed longingly upon the distant shores of Queen Bee

Ooof yeah if they converted it to a PDF, that's a nightmare. Like, WHY.

Pro tip: if you are in Word on a PC go to "check for issues" and "inspect document." If you remove author info and metadata it should strip out the identifying info but keep the track changes/comments. In a Mac go to "protect document" and "remove personal information on save" 🥰

Same! There's something extremely soothing about MS vetting work.