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Michele one L
@michelehowarth.com
Bridge burning grudge bearer.

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I didn’t see him and he neither wrote in the visitor’s book or bought #myfuckingbook™, but he did leave his phone charger so I know he passed through.
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
There’s a Christmas window display competition in town. This definitely gets my vote.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Bought this to add to my out of control vintage fabric collection. I already have it in blue, but you simply can’t have too many laughing pigs in waistcoats imo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reader, this is why I married him. #HusbandAtTheVets
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hebden 2015. People have no idea how terrifying it is to find your roads are now rivers. Solidarity with Monmouth.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My favourite Instagram account is this guy, an Irish farmer who tells you what the weather is like, how many people were on the bus to Skibbereen and what he’s having for his tea. When I move to Ireland I shall force him to become my friend. #jellytotsx10 @liamwilcox01
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Especially as it was on ye actual olde bridge of Hebden.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nothing says Hebden Bridge quite like my dog widdling on a wild cannabis plant.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Would you like one of my badges John?
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not in the same league obvs, but we have Brexitland in our front garden.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE:

Meet Andrew and Marie. Born 15/11/25. Happy, healthy and safe.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m not sure if that mattress is meant to be in that room. #EstateAgentPix
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I saw her at the Bronte parsonage schoolroom - a show 98% populated by Bronte Society members who didn’t know who she was. V polite flutters of applause after each song while I almost expired from fits of the giggles at the back. Needless to say, a fav gig of all time. This was the press bench.
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
My grandad survived the Somme in WW1 only to be blown up in his own home in WW2. James William Howarth. Father of twelve, Everton fan and a bit of a laugh by all accounts, sorry not to have met you.
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
It’s a bit knackered, but I love this t-shirt of my Manc husband.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Mental health gets its own special cupboard.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Came out without his waterproofs, so I’ve had to improvise.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The person who lived here loved their home. #EstateAgentPix
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Funeral pigeon update.

Tony has laid an egg! #LoveStory
#🥚
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Tempted.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
6.30pm dog walk. #LifeInANorthernTown
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Funeral pigeon update.

Tony’s feathers have grown back and a place has been found for him/her in the Forest Flock pigeon sanctuary in Wetherby. His/her true love has a place there too. #HappyEndings
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The industry might have overlooked my book, but I’m fucked if visitors to the house are going to. #BuyMyFuckingBook™
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM