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Michael Sweater
@michaelsweater.bsky.social
I don’t care about art.
I just want $1,000,000.
⬇️Read my comics and get my music 4 free⬇️

Sweater.substack.com
I would have been such a mark for mail order occult scams.

“Psycho Success Club” Is literally the coolest combination of words I’ve ever seen in my life.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
September 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i have stopped sleeping and i feels fine except when my hand goes numb or my ear stops working
September 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am very good at social media! If you subscribe for free at sweater.substack.com you can see the entire weeks comics early for free even when I forget Bluesky exists. :)
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You could have read this Monday at sweater.substack.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Went 2 hard on the promo
August 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
:0)
August 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I essentially don't get to sleep for two days, so I am letting myself writing stupid songs as a treat. I wrote this one about not being in bed with my girlfriend at 6 am.
July 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gonna be at comic-con san diego!

Gonna need y'all to buy my book because I don't have insurance and a stray cat bit me.
July 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I love human beings
June 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hey I forget to post on the internet, but I am dropping some stuff in a week including five shirts that you can only order for 5 days.

Follow sweater.substack.com to hear about it
June 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Gonna need everyone to follow me and repost this so I can be just famous enough to see a doctor.
May 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Debuting a book at San Diego Comic-con. Come say hi, try to talk about comics, and get trapped in a conversation about Randy Travis.
May 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is exactly what it’s like to use social media as an artist.
May 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Please throw my body in the river.
May 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Literally vomiting from stress and the workload. If I die make sure you buy these books to support my cats.
May 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
May 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
May 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My phone has been off for the last few days while I finish this book. I am getting a lot done and it’s fun, so I think it’s permanent.
May 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is it possible to make an honest video about how freelancing works without getting banned and demonetized?
April 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
April 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Apparently to grow and get people to engage I have to say helpful things during normal hours.

Terrible news for my followers. I don’t fuckin care and won’t be doing that.
April 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
April 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The punishment room for bad artists who have less than a few days left on like 12 projects.
April 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
With my haircut and shearing imminent I am doing my best to fully explore what it is like to look completely insane.

Hair is nasty and I do not understand how the beard people do this.
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM