michaelstatia.bsky.social
@michaelstatia.bsky.social
Satire, parody, and focused apathy. DM = Block. If you don't like AI generated images, I don't care.
I live here, just check back with me later and I'll tell you when the coast is clear. I got your back
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
As a guy I believe that the rule for the vast majority of men that want guns should be "If you want one, you're banned from ever owning one." Haven't seen any guy in my life that ever wanted one and got one that wasn't trouble waiting to happen. It's a penis replacement for the underwhelming.
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That guy has balls, all of them.
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I would love to do that once, only in Canada
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Just check his girlfriend's tour schedule because I see no sign he is working on anything.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I propose we rename the Marianas trench "Trump's Crack" because, like his presidency and approval ratings, it's deep under water and has crabs.
December 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Assign it to the dustbin of history ASAP
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I think he just swallowed a guinea pig, reptiles normally do that to build up energy before they molt.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Meanwhile, the self-professed tough guy and FIFA Peace Price winner, is hiding in his bunker behind a sea of security in DC like a punk.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'll bet Mango boy is hiding the Epstein files in there, have him searched and executed, it's the only way to be sure.
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Inflation, because of the Mango Mussolini not even notifications and likes go as far anymore.
December 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Judging by how easy it is to bruise his ego I'd say he got that bruise taking candy from a baby and the baby won.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
...and it's even funnier because men claim to not be emotional and do everything to suppress it making it worse. It's like "Dude, you can say you aren't ok or need help, that's not a sign of weakness." Glad I'm a mama's boy
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just watched this, very insightful. youtu.be/1FuaPalNmjg?...
What Social Media Is Doing To Gen Alpha, with Jonathan Haidt
YouTube video by StarTalk
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That fool can't even control his bowels
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM