ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs
@michaelrxs.bsky.social
Sybarite, dilettante, Lamb, Dauphin of Dinner Parties ✨
Brooklyn, NY
Brooklyn, NY
Don’t ever let a Southerner make you feel bad about the heat. They spend their entire life in a series of climate-controlled spaces and somehow feel entitled to render judgment on how the rest of the world handles hot weather.
June 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don’t ever let a Southerner make you feel bad about the heat. They spend their entire life in a series of climate-controlled spaces and somehow feel entitled to render judgment on how the rest of the world handles hot weather.
It’s always the most miserable nonsense when I open this app. I know Twitter has the Nazis and pornbots but at least we don’t have whatever this is.
May 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It’s always the most miserable nonsense when I open this app. I know Twitter has the Nazis and pornbots but at least we don’t have whatever this is.
I used to be able to make myself a proper meal. Now everything I eat is just…like this
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I used to be able to make myself a proper meal. Now everything I eat is just…like this
How come everyone over here isn’t talking about The Pitt??
March 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
How come everyone over here isn’t talking about The Pitt??
made a sandwich that’s going to fix my entire life
March 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
made a sandwich that’s going to fix my entire life
Twitter is so bad but I keep publishing my every thought there out of habit. Trying to remember this place exists.
March 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Twitter is so bad but I keep publishing my every thought there out of habit. Trying to remember this place exists.
Friday night focaccia
March 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Friday night focaccia
Home alone for a few days, so I’m deep cleaning and oiling all my wooden kitchen utensils. Obviously.
February 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Home alone for a few days, so I’m deep cleaning and oiling all my wooden kitchen utensils. Obviously.
Beyoncé accepts the award for Album of the Year for 𝘊𝘖𝘞𝘉𝘖𝘠 𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘌𝘙 during the 67th annual Grammy Awards on Sunday, Feb. 2, 2025, in Los Angeles.
(via @apnews.com)
(via @apnews.com)
February 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Beyoncé accepts the award for Album of the Year for 𝘊𝘖𝘞𝘉𝘖𝘠 𝘊𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘌𝘙 during the 67th annual Grammy Awards on Sunday, Feb. 2, 2025, in Los Angeles.
(via @apnews.com)
(via @apnews.com)
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Is flag offends you, I’ll help you pack 😤
January 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is flag offends you, I’ll help you pack 😤
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15 years ago i could wake up on a stranger's couch with no memory of how i ended up there and roll with it & now my morning routine is in chaos because i started putting the milk on a different shelf a few days ago
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
15 years ago i could wake up on a stranger's couch with no memory of how i ended up there and roll with it & now my morning routine is in chaos because i started putting the milk on a different shelf a few days ago
I guess I’m just up now
January 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I guess I’m just up now
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it's a great day to play Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
it's a great day to play Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest
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if they made a Diet Coke with 1.5x as much caffeine most -- if not all -- of the world's problems would be solved
January 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if they made a Diet Coke with 1.5x as much caffeine most -- if not all -- of the world's problems would be solved
Will buying an iPad fix my life?
January 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Will buying an iPad fix my life?
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*watching a movie where everyone succumbs to a corrupting force*
it wouldn’t corrupt me
it wouldn’t corrupt me
January 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
*watching a movie where everyone succumbs to a corrupting force*
it wouldn’t corrupt me
it wouldn’t corrupt me
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
Friendsgiving szn is Peekabo Pumpkin Pound Cake szn. A loaf of pumpkin bread baked inside a pound cake, always a hit ✨
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Friendsgiving szn is Peekabo Pumpkin Pound Cake szn. A loaf of pumpkin bread baked inside a pound cake, always a hit ✨
Constantly fighting the urge to shave my head
November 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Constantly fighting the urge to shave my head
Thinking about Martha Stewart’s jadeite collection. As one does on a Friday night.
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Thinking about Martha Stewart’s jadeite collection. As one does on a Friday night.
6:30pm, it’s pitch black and forty degrees
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
6:30pm, it’s pitch black and forty degrees
The vibe is better here but if people keep saying “skeet” I will go back to twitter so fast I s2g
November 13, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The vibe is better here but if people keep saying “skeet” I will go back to twitter so fast I s2g