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Michael
@michaelnotmikey.bsky.social
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I mostly talk about sports and make stupid jokes here. Chicago everything, LFC Legacy Fan, Colts, Expos, AFC Wimbledon, BVB, FCSP, Notre Dame, wrestling, etc.
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Photo of Tomohiro Ishii looking dejected at a NJPW post-match media scrum, with subtitles: "I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me."
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Alfred, it's worse than I suspected. The Joker is spreading his toxin through the candles at Trader Joe's. Tell Lucius we need to start on an antidote ASAP.
Photo of a shelf at Trader Joe's filled with Honeycrisp Apple scented candles, each with a label with big red "HA" on the label
October 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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My proposal to get John Mellencamp's "Hurt So Good" echoing from the Kop this season:

#LFC #RedSky #Wirtz
Won the Bundesliga And the German Cup in a Never-losin' season So much was flowin' through this lad Florian Arne saw an opportunity And then Richard Hughes Knew just what to do Rang up Bayer to put in a bid, baby For a midfield jewel And now we have him here Wirtz so good Arne knew Florian Wirtz so good He'll make a run and score like should The Kop knows Wirtz so good Nananana nanana Nananana nanana
August 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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King.

#LFC #YNWA #Champions #RedSky
Screenshot of Mo Salah being crowned with the top of the PL trophy
May 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Hiroshi Tanahashi's speech after his final match in the U.S. at NJPW Windy City Riot:
#NJRIOT #NJPW #WindyCityRiot #ThankYouAce
April 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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And a few more from
#NJRIOT [3/3]:
Photo of Hirooki Goto delivering a sleeper hold to Shota Umino at Windy City Riot Photo of Konosuke Takeshita's entrance at Windy City Riot Photo of Hiroshi Tanahashi posing on the turnbuckle during his entrance at Windy City Riot, with Konosuke Takeshita positively smoldering in the background Photo of Hiroshi Tanahashi posing on the turnbuckle after his last match in the U.S., a loss to Konosuke Takeshita at Windy City Riot. All of the other wrestlers on the card surround the ring: visible here are Zack Sabre Jr., El Phantasmo, and CJ Tino.
April 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Another batch from #NJRIOT [2/3]:
Photo of Gabe Kidd's entrance at Windy City Riot Photo of Tomohiro Ishii delivering a super-brainbuster to Gabe Kidd at Windy City Riot Photo of Tetsuya Naito's entrance at Windy City Riot; TRANQUILO Photo of Zack Sabre Jr. delivering an armbar to David Finlay against the ropes at Windy City Riot
April 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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A few more photos from a great night at NJPW Windy City Riot [1/3]:
#NJPW #NJRIOT #WindyCityRiot
Photo of CJ Tino holding Zane Jay in a Scorpion Death Lock during a dark match at Windy City Riot Photo of TJP mid-air delivering a flying forearm to Tom Lawlor at Windy City Riot Photo of AZM kicking Mina Shirakawa on the top rope at Windy City Riot Photo of KUSHIDA and Kevin Knight's entrance at Windy City Riot
April 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Windy City Riot was a hell of a lot of fun. Tanahashi & Takeshita had a brutal, awesome match, only outdone by Kidd & Ishii tearing the house down. ZSJ was amazing as always. Shirakawa & AZM shone in their spot. The Young Bucks will be back in an NJPW ring next month! #NJRIOT #NJPW #WindyCityRiot
Some guy and Hiroshi Tanahashi Photo of Hiroshi Tanahashi saluting the crowd after his match at NJPW Windy City Riot. Konosuke Takeshita delivering a running knee to Hiroshi Tanahashi's neck for about the fifth time in a row during their match at Windy City Riot Wide shot photo of the arena
April 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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*hacker voice*
We're in.

#NJRIOT #NJPW #WindyCityRiot
Windy City Riot babyyyyyy
April 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Photo of Montréal Expos outfielder Ellis Valentine
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Rude, Peloton.
Photo of the Peloton platform home page reading, "You have a 4 week streak going!" with initials for days of the week beneath, and W, T, and F highlighted.
January 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Mediocre pocket passer at QB, but his jersey is instructions for both his offensive coordinator *and* the opposing defense.
Photo of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Cooper Rush, showing the back of his jersey: "RUSH 10"
December 29, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Photo of Indianapolis Colts player Dominic Rhodes Photo of Boston Red Sox pitcher Doug Fister Photo of Chicago Bulls player Viktor Khryapa Photo of Chicago Bears player Danieal Manning
December 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Photo of Liverpool FC player Ryan Gravenberch and manager Jürgen Klopp Photo of Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano, batting Photo of Montréal Expos pitcher Bryn Smith Photo of Chicago White Sox player Pablo Ozuna
December 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Photo of Chicago Cubs pitcher Mike Montgomery
December 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
Close-up photo of pro wrestler Chuck Taylor looking especially surprised/mortified
December 17, 2024 at 2:38 AM