I know it wasn't an explicit campaign promise but: Zohran is elected mayor and Chanel takes over the subways.

Lucky, in soft focus.

"Lucky Vanousing" is an actual thing I've experienced.

Thank you so much for sharing his story.

Or, just willing it to be something else! Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt!

In 1982 someone tampered with Tylenol bottles in Chicago and every single bottle of Tylenol was immediately removed from the nation's shelves, during the Reagan presidency. Today, an AI bot coaches a kid into committing suicide and it's crickets. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago...

I know I’m not supposed to say this but…too soon.

Crikey! You’re having a very different weather day for someone who’s not that far away.

They might be more fun for a party of four rather than - say - fifteen.

That’s COUNTRY LIVIN’

I had to teach an actual grown human being how to address an envelope so I'm thinking I've experienced what you're feeling.

I've been getting this targeted ad too, but for whatever reason my suggested stickers went in another direction.

This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.