MJ
@michaeljordan99.bsky.social
Portland, Oregon. Hawkeyes. Literature. Indie Rock. Fly Fishing.
Doesn’t he shoot his free throws underhanded?
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Doesn’t he shoot his free throws underhanded?
WTF are we doing?! He’s going to get us all killed.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
WTF are we doing?! He’s going to get us all killed.
How many games for this bullshit is he going to miss this time?
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How many games for this bullshit is he going to miss this time?
Did you wash it down with a glass of Metamucil?
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Did you wash it down with a glass of Metamucil?
More accurate branding > I'm Micro!
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
More accurate branding > I'm Micro!
“See you guys won something after all!”
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“See you guys won something after all!”
Their own constituents are so dumb and ignorant they will continue to vote Republican. They will literally go broke and die to own the libs.
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Their own constituents are so dumb and ignorant they will continue to vote Republican. They will literally go broke and die to own the libs.
Hopefully his departure from American Politics coincides with his departure from Planet Earth.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hopefully his departure from American Politics coincides with his departure from Planet Earth.
The president is white, rich and above the law.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The president is white, rich and above the law.
When does the maple syrup come into play?
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When does the maple syrup come into play?
That wall shit is weird.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
That wall shit is weird.
The NFL is just a field goal kicking contest anymore.
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The NFL is just a field goal kicking contest anymore.
.188 in 2025 playoffs and .124 in 2024 playoffs and is almost 33 years old.
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
.188 in 2025 playoffs and .124 in 2024 playoffs and is almost 33 years old.
You mean another stroke.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You mean another stroke.
Schwarbs hit .188 against LA 3 for 16 with 8 Ks. He’s not Ortiz.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Schwarbs hit .188 against LA 3 for 16 with 8 Ks. He’s not Ortiz.
Cubs don't win the World Series without Rizzo, Bryant, Baez, Zobrist, Hendricks, Montero, etc. etc.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Cubs don't win the World Series without Rizzo, Bryant, Baez, Zobrist, Hendricks, Montero, etc. etc.
Ortiz was a first ballot HOF'er. Schwarber no.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ortiz was a first ballot HOF'er. Schwarber no.
Single dimensional home run hitters who can’t play in the field don’t help you navigate October.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Single dimensional home run hitters who can’t play in the field don’t help you navigate October.
Similar contract to Schwarbs, but he’s younger and can play in the field. Good signing.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Similar contract to Schwarbs, but he’s younger and can play in the field. Good signing.
Hard lesson for the Latinos.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hard lesson for the Latinos.