Mike
@michaeljklein.bsky.social
I am 75 years old and I have a cat. Tell me a story.
It is a terrible thing when one wants ice cream and it's too cold to eat it. Same with cold fruit. It's one thing to be cold from the outside in, but to be cold from the inside out is a unique misery.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It is a terrible thing when one wants ice cream and it's too cold to eat it. Same with cold fruit. It's one thing to be cold from the outside in, but to be cold from the inside out is a unique misery.
But I understand. You can't eat ice cream if it's cold. That alone is reason to pull up stakes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
But I understand. You can't eat ice cream if it's cold. That alone is reason to pull up stakes.
The problem with someplace warm is that it's usually also someplace hot. Really hot. Melt asphalt hot. Can't touch the steering wheel hot. Bake cookies in the car hot.
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The problem with someplace warm is that it's usually also someplace hot. Really hot. Melt asphalt hot. Can't touch the steering wheel hot. Bake cookies in the car hot.
No other way that I can think of.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No other way that I can think of.
With interactive exhibits and a gift shop.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
With interactive exhibits and a gift shop.
They'll have to stay there forever and ever. Like dinosaurs in a tar pit.
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They'll have to stay there forever and ever. Like dinosaurs in a tar pit.
I don't see a solution. They're stuck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don't see a solution. They're stuck.
We are going to need a legal opinion, I believe, as to whether or not two pies that did not occupy the same table at the same time satisfies the requirement. If not, you will have to buy, and eat, two more. I don't make the rules.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We are going to need a legal opinion, I believe, as to whether or not two pies that did not occupy the same table at the same time satisfies the requirement. If not, you will have to buy, and eat, two more. I don't make the rules.
Yes. Yes, you are. But you can change.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yes. Yes, you are. But you can change.
In my heart of hearts, I believe that the correct number of Thanksgiving pies is the number of guests divided by two plus one. Ellen + Ted ÷ 2 + 1 = 2. Minimum. You need that pecan pie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
In my heart of hearts, I believe that the correct number of Thanksgiving pies is the number of guests divided by two plus one. Ellen + Ted ÷ 2 + 1 = 2. Minimum. You need that pecan pie.
Keep us posted, please.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Keep us posted, please.
Thank you, Margaret. Most kind.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Thank you, Margaret. Most kind.
Really. That's why I'm having apple pie for breakfast dessert.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Really. That's why I'm having apple pie for breakfast dessert.
And even if it's not.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And even if it's not.
And suspenders. Looks like a small town Southern lawyer.
“Counselor, you’re dressin’ up that argument like a hog in Sunday ribbons."
“Counselor, you’re dressin’ up that argument like a hog in Sunday ribbons."
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
And suspenders. Looks like a small town Southern lawyer.
“Counselor, you’re dressin’ up that argument like a hog in Sunday ribbons."
“Counselor, you’re dressin’ up that argument like a hog in Sunday ribbons."