Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer, MA Humanities
Me tonight on our red-eye.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me tonight on our red-eye.
Love my homemade cranberry. People need to get off the can 😀 That nostalgic can is bland compared to a tart orange-infused cranberry sauce.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Love my homemade cranberry. People need to get off the can 😀 That nostalgic can is bland compared to a tart orange-infused cranberry sauce.
Too bad - so sad, as my kids used to say.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Too bad - so sad, as my kids used to say.
Many hours of play!
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Many hours of play!
So, besides that, things are going well for the DOJ?
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So, besides that, things are going well for the DOJ?
They're sick, but I have a feeling Mark Kelly ain't scared.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They're sick, but I have a feeling Mark Kelly ain't scared.
Oh, a "vulgar roast" makes one laugh like, aha ha ha. We are laughing!
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Oh, a "vulgar roast" makes one laugh like, aha ha ha. We are laughing!
Trump learns in real time that Bolsonaro was thrown in jail LOL. tenor.com/39HUuB1elh.gif
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump learns in real time that Bolsonaro was thrown in jail LOL. tenor.com/39HUuB1elh.gif
I feel ya
Liverpool lost 3-0
LFC lost in pens
Liverpool lost 3-0
LFC lost in pens
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel ya
Liverpool lost 3-0
LFC lost in pens
Liverpool lost 3-0
LFC lost in pens
Licorice Pizza
a boy and a girl are smiling and looking at each other
Alt: Licorice Pizza takes place in the San Fernando Valley
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Licorice Pizza
EVERYONE AGAINST ME IS A TRAITOR!! Waaaaaaaaa!!! someone please change my diaper...
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
EVERYONE AGAINST ME IS A TRAITOR!! Waaaaaaaaa!!! someone please change my diaper...
He's mused about all these things Margaret, did the Men in Black wipe your memory or what??
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He's mused about all these things Margaret, did the Men in Black wipe your memory or what??
A conjugal visit??
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A conjugal visit??
Newsom's and Mamdani's recent experiences should've taught him!
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Newsom's and Mamdani's recent experiences should've taught him!
That's the first Presidential Mullet© you're talking about there, so have some damn respect! [not respectfully]
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That's the first Presidential Mullet© you're talking about there, so have some damn respect! [not respectfully]
Wow! One of my wife's fave. I bought her a first ed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wow! One of my wife's fave. I bought her a first ed.