Michael Frederick
@michaelfwalworth.com
Audiobook Narrator, michaelfwalworth.com
Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association
Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC
Cat Dad to two boys, voidzedo Conrad and chocolate tuxedo Zeno
Audio Publishers Association, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association
Medieval History book nerd, supporter of Arsenal FC
Cat Dad to two boys, voidzedo Conrad and chocolate tuxedo Zeno
"This isn't going to help your cause."
-Guy who hates both you and your cause
-Guy who hates both you and your cause
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
"This isn't going to help your cause."
-Guy who hates both you and your cause
-Guy who hates both you and your cause
as it was foretold by wb yeats
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
as it was foretold by wb yeats
I remember his rabona in the 2021 NLD that they went on to lose. Peak Lamela
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I remember his rabona in the 2021 NLD that they went on to lose. Peak Lamela
Once every few months I think about the changeover from the aratrum to the carruca and how it revolutionized Northern European agriculture
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Once every few months I think about the changeover from the aratrum to the carruca and how it revolutionized Northern European agriculture
License to Kill If 1) you are not acting from base emotion, 2) the enemy is evil and a threat to Christians, and 3) you are acting in obedience to God)
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
License to Kill If 1) you are not acting from base emotion, 2) the enemy is evil and a threat to Christians, and 3) you are acting in obedience to God)
Gyökeres' run into the box pulled Konsa just far enough right to allow room for Zubi's run to score the second
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gyökeres' run into the box pulled Konsa just far enough right to allow room for Zubi's run to score the second
Oh no, what did poor Momo do? 😹
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oh no, what did poor Momo do? 😹
I love it when cats occasionally glitch 😹
December 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I love it when cats occasionally glitch 😹
You're literally doing the Ezra Klein meme, "MTG took rights away from an oppressed and vulnerable minority the right way."
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You're literally doing the Ezra Klein meme, "MTG took rights away from an oppressed and vulnerable minority the right way."
that's called your "forehand" swing, Oz 😹
December 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
that's called your "forehand" swing, Oz 😹
Also the “end” of the “hundred years war”
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Also the “end” of the “hundred years war”
Like how basically 100% of conservatives think that Leave It to Beaver was an accurate representation of 1950s America
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Like how basically 100% of conservatives think that Leave It to Beaver was an accurate representation of 1950s America
🎶 while the merry bells keep ringing
happy hollandaise to you
happy hollandaise to you
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🎶 while the merry bells keep ringing
happy hollandaise to you
happy hollandaise to you
don’t know what you mean, that’s the spitting image of Diego Costa
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
don’t know what you mean, that’s the spitting image of Diego Costa
“It’s a little known fact that the ame of every president has been equally divisible by the year in which he was elected. So by my calculations, our next president will be named Yelnick McWawa.”
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
“It’s a little known fact that the ame of every president has been equally divisible by the year in which he was elected. So by my calculations, our next president will be named Yelnick McWawa.”
The Council of Skokie votes to anathematize the American Christian nationalist schismatics
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Council of Skokie votes to anathematize the American Christian nationalist schismatics
Not just stupid, but “Liverpool Summer Signings 2025” levels of stupid
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Not just stupid, but “Liverpool Summer Signings 2025” levels of stupid
🎶 with every Christmas card I bite
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
🎶 with every Christmas card I bite
This is reason #1 (and 2 and 3) why I was a hard pass on trying to sign him, especially at 120M+. He had a great season last year but was way overdue for another significant injury
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is reason #1 (and 2 and 3) why I was a hard pass on trying to sign him, especially at 120M+. He had a great season last year but was way overdue for another significant injury
Brought to you by Bank of America
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Brought to you by Bank of America
Going to Marshall’s/TJ Maxx/HomeGoods on the Saturday before Christmas ought be grounds for a wellness check. I say this having just gotten home from Marshall’s on a last-minute wrapping paper run. Only time I’ve ever seen all checkout lanes in use. It was like a solar eclipse
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Going to Marshall’s/TJ Maxx/HomeGoods on the Saturday before Christmas ought be grounds for a wellness check. I say this having just gotten home from Marshall’s on a last-minute wrapping paper run. Only time I’ve ever seen all checkout lanes in use. It was like a solar eclipse
I read this in Worf's voice
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I read this in Worf's voice