Michael with Elbows Up!📎🇨🇦💪🇺🇦
@michaelfromearth.bsky.social
Amateur Tourist. Enjoyer of Beer. Former Olympic binge watcher.
ON, 🇨🇦
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#ElbowsUp
ON, 🇨🇦
#CanadaStrong
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
This doctor maybe…
a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody .
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December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This doctor maybe…
Add some invasion stripes and you’ll have a real banger!
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Add some invasion stripes and you’ll have a real banger!
Venezuela contains weapons of mass lubrication. They must be liberated!
a man in a tank top with the word rifle on it holds an american flag
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December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Venezuela contains weapons of mass lubrication. They must be liberated!
Let me guess….the US is going to find weapons of mass lubrication in Venezuela.
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Let me guess….the US is going to find weapons of mass lubrication in Venezuela.
I don’t really care. Do you?
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I don’t really care. Do you?
I find that the mini bar solves the “angry” part.
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I find that the mini bar solves the “angry” part.
Bring back the classics!
a man is sitting on a couch with the words so who 's up for a big game of kerplunk
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December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bring back the classics!
Trump is a psychopathic moron as far as Mike is concerned.
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Trump is a psychopathic moron as far as Mike is concerned.
I’m sure it will look like this…
a mcdonald 's logo is surrounded by sparkles
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December 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m sure it will look like this…
I picture a giant room with lots of shitty decorations painted with gold spray paint and a gold toilet in the corner. Also, many boxes of secret documents.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I picture a giant room with lots of shitty decorations painted with gold spray paint and a gold toilet in the corner. Also, many boxes of secret documents.
“economic track”=“how can we profit?”
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“economic track”=“how can we profit?”
I think he may also want an intern who can post really cringy stuff online.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think he may also want an intern who can post really cringy stuff online.
His only chance may be to cross the floor and join the greens. I hear green apples are delish!
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
His only chance may be to cross the floor and join the greens. I hear green apples are delish!
In the remake of the movie, the role of Mr. potter will be played by Preston Manning.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
In the remake of the movie, the role of Mr. potter will be played by Preston Manning.
If only…..
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If only…..
I just got up. Give me a minute.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I just got up. Give me a minute.
Since I’m not going anyway, here goes….
“Donald Trump is a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”
Chew on that US Border guards!
“Donald Trump is a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”
Chew on that US Border guards!
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Since I’m not going anyway, here goes….
“Donald Trump is a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”
Chew on that US Border guards!
“Donald Trump is a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”
Chew on that US Border guards!
Ha! I’ve discovered Doug Ford’s burner account!
a man in a black jacket with a canadian flag on his sleeve is shoveling snow
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December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ha! I’ve discovered Doug Ford’s burner account!
In the old days, getting a wet foot was called getting a “soaker”
What changed?
What changed?
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In the old days, getting a wet foot was called getting a “soaker”
What changed?
What changed?
Why would Norwegians and Swedes want to move to a shit hole country?
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Why would Norwegians and Swedes want to move to a shit hole country?
Werked 4 heem!
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Werked 4 heem!