Michael Colwander
michaelcolwander.bsky.social
Michael Colwander
@michaelcolwander.bsky.social
Contributor on SideLion Report. Formally CBR. I write about the Detroit Lions, but I have experience writing about gaming, movies, and TV.
On SideLion Report: #Lions QB Jared Goff is now a 5x Pro Bowler. I explain why that is still a significant feat, despite the Pro Bowl not being as respected as it once was. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Jared Goff named to the 2026 Pro Bowl Games, replacing Sam Darnold
Jared Goff is a Pro Bowler once again, after being named for the 5th time in his career.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
With his latest Pro Bowl selection, Jared Goff becomes just the 10th QB to be named to a 5th Pro Bowl in the 21st century.

He's also the 4th QB taken #1 overall to make it to 5, with the other three currently in the Hall of Fame. #OnePride
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thrilled for Sam Darnold! What a journey to get this point as a starter.

Another reminder that narratives can be destroyed and that the on-field story of a player isn't finished until their career is done.
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
On SideLion Report: The #Lions aren't looking for a new head coach, but they have a good reason to be paying close attention to who lands where. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Why the Lions are paying close attention to the 2026 head coaching carousel
The Lions aren't seeking out a head coach, but who goes where this offseason will shape the Lions' 2026 season.
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January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Been waiting so long for the #DragonBallSuper anime to return. This arc is one of my favorites in all of #DragonBall. Can't believe we're finally going to see it animated!
#BREAKING: Dragon Ball Super: The Galactic Patrol Anime Officially in Production

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January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
On SideLion Report: The #Packers are on the hunt for a new DC, while the #Lions promising young DC gets a second chance with a healthier roster after the #Dolphins passed him up for Jeff Hafley. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Jeff Hafley walking for Dolphins gig is great news for Lions
The Dolphins' hiring of Jeff Hafley will have a big ripple effect in the NFC North.
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January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
McDaniel was my top choice, and I am skeptical of the Petzing hire.

But the guy hasn't even been introduced yet. He and Campbell deserve a chance to sell the hire to us. I've seen Campbell win over skeptics and Monty Williams create them in their introductions. (1/2)

#OnePride
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
On SideLion Report: The conference championship matchups are set, and they present a clear picture of what #Lions GM Brad Holmes needs to prioritize this offseason. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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These conference championship matchups should send a big message to Brad Holmes
Defense wins championships, and so does a good OL. The four remaining playoff teams are proof of that.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Can't believe we went from "Sands of Time Remake is shadow dropping tomorrow!" to "Sands of Time Remake is canceled" in just a matter of days 😭 #gamersky
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If I sorted Detroit coaching hires over the years by whether they excited or underwhelmed me, you would probably be thrilled about this hire. #OnePride
The Lions are hiring Drew Petzing as their offensive coordinator, sources tell me and @rapsheet.bsky.social

Petzing, 38, kept Arizona’s offense afloat this past season despite a rash of injuries, including at QB. Now, a huge opportunity with Detroit’s high-octane offense.
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
On SideLion Report: #Lions legends Herman Moore and Ndamukong Suh aren't (yet) in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, but their college careers will be honored as a part of the 2026 class of the College Football Hall of Fame. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Two Lions greats selected to the College Football Hall of Fame
Herman Moore and Ndamukong Suh are among the many big names leading the 2026 College Football Hall of Fame class.
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January 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
With Matthew Stafford and Sam Darnold reaching the NFC Championship game, Jared Goff will get a Pro Bowl invite as the 1st Alternate, which he could decline.

Would far rather he be in the NFC title game, but I'm hungry for anything positive. #OnePride
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The QB play in this NFL playoffs might be some of the worst I've ever seen in the postseason. Feels like everyone is trying to outdoo-doo each other.

But it also helps make this one of the most thrilling and entertaining playoffs I've ever seen.
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
On SideLion Report: After a fantastic first three #Lions drafts, Brad Holmes' most recent two drafts are underwhelming in comparison. It's time for Holmes' draft strategy to evolve. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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ESPN's rookie class rankings show why Brad Holmes must switch up draft philosophy
Brad Holmes has valued finding developmental diamonds in the rough, but after the past two drafts, it's time for a shift.
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January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Seeing the #Niners down big at the half in a playoff game remembering how close the #Lions were.
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January 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
It's really tough to make a Super Bowl, as we see now with Josh Allen and the Bills falling short again.

I do think the guys who made it, but lost deserve a little more respect than they get (even if they stunk it up in the game itself). They still made it.
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Prediction: If Ubisoft does indeed shadow drop the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time remake, they'll start to market it as if it has yet to come out - essentially "reverse time" in its marketing as a clever attempt to draw attention. I doubt it would work. #gamersky
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
On SideLion Report: The #Lions fell short of preseason expectations, and team owner Sheila Hamp acknowledges that in her letter to season ticket holders. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Lions owner Sheila Hamp speaks out on
In a letter to season ticket holders, Sheila Hamp recognized fan disappointment while reaffirming that no
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January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
On SideLion Report: With Mike Tomlin stepping down from the #Steelers, more coaching vacancies have become available, which means more chances for the #Lions lose out on their desired OC candidate(s). #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Mike Tomlin's shocking resignation means Lions could lose out on ideal OC
More coaching opportunities keep opening up, which will make the Lions' search for a new OC all the more difficult.
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January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
On SideLion Report: Despite a disappointing overall season, four #Lions were selected to the AP All-Pro team. Which Lions made it, and which ones were snubbed? #DetroitLions #OnePride

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Four Lions selected to the AP All-Pro team for the 2025 season
Penei Sewell and Jack Campbell lead the way for the Lions in the AP's 2025 All-Pro teams, but one Lion was a massive snub.
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January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
On SideLion Report: I write about how the #Chargers firing Greg Roman and the #Eagles potentially (at the time of writing) parting ways with Kevin Patullo could throw a wrench in the #Lions OC search. #DetroitLions #OnePride

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The Lions OC search could get more difficult thanks to early playoff exits
The Lions' status as the most appealing OC opening could quickly change as the playoffs progress.
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January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Career Playoff Sacks:

- #Steelers T.J. Watt: 1.0

- #Browns Myles Garrett: 1.0

- #Packers Micah Parsons: 1.0

- #Lions Aidan Hutchinson: 3.0

#OnePride
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Aaron Rodgers and Russell Wilson in the playoffs as members of the #Steelers

Both matchups were different, of course, but they definitely could've used the Russ stateline, tonight.
January 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Some notable QBs who started 0-3 in the playoffs:

- Peyton Manning

- Matthew Stafford

- Matt Ryan

All is not lost for Justin Herbert. Plenty of career to go (as long as the #Chargers help him out with the OL)
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Why do I get the feeling the #Lions next OC will be Matt LaFleur? #OnePride
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM