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michaelchu7.bsky.social
Howard Ashman 🍠yam🍠 account
@michaelchu7.bsky.social
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My name isn't Howard, he's just my hero

gay as hell | queer as fuck | perpetually thirsty | DILF connoisseur & himbo enthusiast | lyricst/writer/theater fag | pronouns: any/all/whatever/idk

(spoiler warning, fascism is bad)
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I need a haircut
Selfie of my face. I'm wearing a green shirt and large glasses with black trim, I have a sort of half frown and a quasi raised eyebrow that makes me look concerned
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
Heated Rivalry whips
Posted for the CRAVE ORIGINAL Heater Rivalry, based on the best selling book series. It's two dudes in hockey gear posed opposite each other because they're rivals but also they be fuckin
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
I lived my life in accordance to this meme long before it became part of internet culture
Just walk out. You can leave!!! Work. Social thing. Movies. Home. Class. Dentist. Clothes shopping. Too fancy weed store. Cops if your quick. Friend ships. If it sucks... Hit da bricks!! Real winners quit!
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
The name and face are BOTH giving "Madeline Ashton at the end of Death Becomes Her"
Meryl Streep as Madeline Ashton at the end of the film Death Becomes Her. The screencap is lowish resolution so it's hard to see, but the makeup is caked onto a decaying corpse face and she looks basically like someone wearing a human skinsuit. This is because at the end of the movie Madeline's body has already been dead for several decades at that point and even the finest makeup (spray paint) does almost nothing to make her look human
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Deleted the previous post because I inaccurately said he was Scottish when Ioan Gruffudd is Welsh but I still wanna look at this picture of him so now this post exists
Ioan Gruffudd in Elsbeth
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
A still of a gay porn scene from FamilyDick.com (the logo in the bottom left corner) titled "Big Boy Underwear". The two men in the scene (Alex Killian and Austin Young / Xanders) are well above the age of eighteen even if the dynamic evoked by the scene is uh. decidedly not.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Adult performer Cory Chase in glasses and a red blouse from that one porn vid that Ted Cruz liked on Twitter from his main account
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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2.5/5 stars
Bart saying cupcakes, cupcakes! Yes, sweet cakes for all in the Simpsons, except instead of cupcakes he's saying clock ticks because this movie mentions clock ticks a LOT
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Aziz Ansari as Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation saying "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
I am watching Moonstruck
The Balcony For When He's Ready To Announce Something from Wells For Boys
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Screencap of the scene from Hellraiser (2?) where a man who is red and bloody because he has no skin has written "I am in hell, help me" on the wall in his own blood
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
Time to post #Bowuigi again
Bowser and Luigi from Super Mario Bros dressed for cold weather with comfy looking jackets and scarves, they are looking at each other with love, Luigi is holding a hot drink of some kind in his hands, and there's snow on the ground and falling lightly from the air Bowser dressed in a sort of business casual way with Luigi dressed in a sort of slutty plumber way. Bowser is giving Luigi side eye while wearing shades whereas Luigi is looking at Bowser with a smiling, knowing expression on his face while holding an oversized wrench Luigi in white pajamas covered in green polka dots sitting on a couch next to Bowser, who is wearing his fetish leather bracelets and a black T-shirt with the red Bowser logo on it. Bowser is saying "well...what movie would you like to see?"
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
Because it's like Illumination looked directly into my soul and said
The words "I know what you are" over the front profile of a white dachshund that got used in a bunch of "homophobic dog" memes
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Mega Starmie IS that girl
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
Oscar Isaac showing pit, nips, and feet on main?!?!
Picture of Oscar Isaac showing off his pits and nips in a grey mesh tank top with black pants on the cover of GQ magazine Oscar Isaac in the same bathroom with the same see through grey tank top as on the cover but here you can also see his feet which, sure
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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PULLING THE EMERGENCY SEROTONIN BRAKE
Title card to the film Sister Act starring Whoopi Goldberg
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Going through old pics that I saved from my Photobucket account before I deleted it and found this classic from the great Forum Comic-Con meetup of 2005 and while my hair is still mostly brown, my hair used to have some pretty amazing auburn highlights that have since gone away and I miss them :(
Me in surprisingly tiny glasses (at least compared to what I wear now), looking into the camera while I am sipping a beverage through a black straw. My hair is shoulder length and you can see that it's an auburn-brown. Also I'm flipping off the camera with my right hand
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Post you from a different era: the exact opposite of a head-shaving phase, this is my "I went through four years of college simply never getting a haircut and by the end of it my hair was down to my waist" era
A picture of me from 2007, the longest my hair has ever been and will likely ever be. I'm sitting on the ground (technically the porch area of the apartment I was in at the time) wearing light beige slacks, strappy sandals, and a forest green t-shirt. My hair, which is brown and used to have auburn highlights, clearly goes down to my waist, which made is LONG because I'm 6'4" and I have a long-ass torso
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Bluesky tonight
Liz Lemon saying "I'm Lizzing" which is short for laughing and whizzing aka pissing yourself but instead she's saying "I'm Libbing" aka Libbing out aka reveling in being a liberal because Democrats won a bunch of elections
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
Back on my bullshit again
Yet another photo of my very large male cat (white/tabby mix) Carl snuggled up against me on my chest while I am sitting in a Lay-Z-Boy recliner
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
It's the vibe I get too. It feels like they're trying to sell either straight or dom top, whereas the central appeal of Jonathan Bailey has always been the sense that he's like, a quarter elf
Jonathan Bailey for V Magazine. He's wearing a white tank top with a lower case T necklace with his arms crossed in front of his crotch in a way that highlights his arms. He may or may not be wearing a leather kilt
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Screencap of Rob, a Final Fantasy Tactics generic in the Squire Job saying "This is the way!"
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
Many possible answers but in my heart there's only one winner
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
michaelchu7.bsky.social
This is just an excuse to poast about how tall I am but far be it for me to not take advantage
Just a dumb calculator screenshot that shows that I'm in the top 0 percentile for height in the US, taller than 99.55 percent of the population, which I already knew because I'm 6'4"
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Me when I got to the paragraph that explains the premise of this show
Worried Oppenheimer meme of Cillian Murphy clutching his face in worry when he thinks about what he has unleashed on the world with the atom bomb
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM