your moment of zen: we added a screen door to the back patio, which means Matilda, Queen of the Indoors got to go "outside" for the first time
#cats #catio #scriptsky

Translation: quit screwing around in New York, come home and do your one job. Feed me.

Am I a nerdy screenwriter? Yes. Do I know how to properly shoot a basketball? No. Does it impress my nephews that I'm a reliably good shot anyway? Let's just say they coined the term "throw a crazy three!" to cue me to make a three-pointer with my ridiculous form #scriptsky